Luma Party!

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Need a distraction from current events? How about the stars that seem to have come down to earth to play and frolic? Wait, those aren't stars... are they? They have eyes, make cute squeaking sounds, and float about. They also seem to love candy.

And among them, standing on a hill with a telescope, was a tall blonde woman in a long flowing blue dress. She seemed fairly nonplussed and calm. A table near her had a teapot and teacups, and a plate of strange crystalline candies.

What will you do?

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[ihateplumbers]

"GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE," suggests a kindly sounding voice that is not at all mean-spirited, "UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO STEAL YOUR SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN. I DON'T CARE."

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

What a loud, horrible sound that was. She knew there was danger in it, but she'd seen too much in her life to be cowed by him. "Disappointing that you refuse to learn your lesson, no matter how many times it's taught to you," she said simply, looking back to her telescope. "This does not have to be unpleasant."

[ihateplumbers]

Nope, he's already holding a Luma in his claws. And squeezing.

"They make such cute sounds when you squeeze them," he cooed.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

The tiny star baby shrieked in pain and fear, and Rosalina's heart threatened to stop in her chest. She raised her wand. "You will NOT harm my children," she warned him. "Release my child, or suffer the consequences."