punchtheflute: (human - super happy)
punchtheflute ([personal profile] punchtheflute) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing 2016-01-08 04:07 am (UTC)

Oh! Well, we usually pay for things with dollars! Some people pay with gold coins, like my Boss. Others pay with rupees which are like jewels. Some pay with Pokéyen! I only have dollars, right now. Mostly? Hotdogs cost an average of two dollars each. You'll find some as cheap as a dollar and some as expensive as three. Never pay more than three dollars for a hotdog unless it has premium toppings, Sans.

[Serious Life Advice Right Here.]

Premium. Like bacon and grilled bell pepper and the brown kind of mustard.

I'll pay you fifty dollars for all these hotdogs. That's two dollars and fifty cents each. I'll also give you a ten dollar tip because I asked you to make so many. Does that sound fair?

[This is high finance stuff here and Sonny never shirks his responsibilities as a good customer.]

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