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youre_smashing2016-01-07 02:37 pm
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[No matter who you are or where you are, if you're walking around...just about anywhere on campus, you're likely to find a skeleton. However, what he'll be doing when you find him depends solely on the time of day.
Maybe you'll find him sleeping somewhere. Anywhere. Even places that don't make logical sense. As long as his body can fit, bam. Done deal.
Perhaps he's standing on a milk crate, holding onto a lint roller and cracking some absolutely terrible jokes to anyone who walks by.
Or he could have a booth set up. Looks kinda like the kind you'd see a sentry having. However, instead of guarding something...he's selling hot dogs? Or hot cats, if that's more your style.]
Maybe you'll find him sleeping somewhere. Anywhere. Even places that don't make logical sense. As long as his body can fit, bam. Done deal.
Perhaps he's standing on a milk crate, holding onto a lint roller and cracking some absolutely terrible jokes to anyone who walks by.
Or he could have a booth set up. Looks kinda like the kind you'd see a sentry having. However, instead of guarding something...he's selling hot dogs? Or hot cats, if that's more your style.]
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THERE WAS MEAT INVOLVED.
He slammed his hand on the counter.]
I'll take ten of your finest hot dogs.
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If you're expecting meat I got news for you, son.]* ten, huh?
* sorry, i've only got 9 ready to go. but if you'd like, i can give you a hot giraffe. s'basically the same thing.
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Now see here]Is that made from like real giraffe meat?
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Standing on a milk crate please.
sure. ok. why not. some kids were dogs. some kids were dragons. some kids were robots. this kid was a skeleton.
Seems Legit.]
Hey.
[Why was this, possibly dead, child holding a lint roller.]
Coming right up!
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...old enough to call everyone else kid. Yeah. Your guess is as good as mine.]
* heya. something i can help you with?
Re: Coming right up!
[How did this skeleton talk and move. Did it even have vocal chords? Was this magic.]
I guess you're... magic or somethin'?
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Hotdoooooogs.
[Sonny has never seen a skeleton that moves except for Dry Bones. But this guy was no turtle!]
It's so cool you set up a Hotdog Stand! It looks really great! Twenty hot dogs and do you have any sodas?
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Still...]
* whoa. hang on there a second, pally. we got a policy here. if you can't hold onto that many at once, i'm gonna have to stack 'em on your head.
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[He just kind of sat down off to the side to make Sans' job easier.]
My name is Sonny Moe! It's nice to meet you! It's hard to get a good hot-dog around here sometimes so you're a very welcome member of the community!
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[Admittedly making 20 hot dogs is a bit much, even for him, so it'll take Sans a little bit. In the meantime...]
* i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
* and the feelings likewise.
[Before long, all those hot dogs are sitting casually on paper plates. For a moment, Sans falls quiet, until he realizes something.]
* so i'm gonna have to be frank with you, buddy. not really sure what the currency is here. or what the exchange rate is. like i said, my boss is a real joker. so why don't you tell me what you'd be willing to pay for these hot dogs and we'll go from there.
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...or maybe she should just check the biology room.]
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You're quite the curious creature, aren't you?
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I'd say I'm sorry but of course I'm not.
::One wonders if you'll wish him a bone-appetite, or instead try to shint him off into some other course of action.::
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Gotta stick it to 'im.]
* here boy.
[A whistle. Yes, that is one surprisingly large stick in his hand. And he's waving it around.]
* you seem like a fetching pooch. how 'bout a game?
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::He reaches out towards the stick, looking at it longingly. He whines. He paws at it in the air. No bones about it -- this dog loves playing fetch.::
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Uh, you some kinda... skeleton guy with a hot dog stand?
::Yes, Max, you got it. Congratulations.::
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* the menu's a little bare bones, but hopefully you enjoy our 'dogs.
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[Good to see a familiar face. No idea why or how Sans has chosen to sleep where he is, but the age-old elemental has seen more than his fair share of odd things, both terrible and silly.
He walks away and returns with a blanket. Will Sans be in the same place or is he gonna have to search for you?]
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Nevermind that it wasn't there before.]
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Sans is up to his old tricks again.
Grillby chuckles, a warm and wispy laugh that seems to drift through the air like a lazy summer wind. He picks up the whoopee cushion, undaunted, and moves to place the blanket over Sans regardless.]
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