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Sᴀɴs ([personal profile] astandupguy) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2016-01-07 02:37 pm

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[No matter who you are or where you are, if you're walking around...just about anywhere on campus, you're likely to find a skeleton. However, what he'll be doing when you find him depends solely on the time of day.

Maybe you'll find him sleeping somewhere. Anywhere. Even places that don't make logical sense. As long as his body can fit, bam. Done deal.

Perhaps he's standing on a milk crate, holding onto a lint roller and cracking some absolutely terrible jokes to anyone who walks by.

Or he could have a booth set up. Looks kinda like the kind you'd see a sentry having. However, instead of guarding something...he's selling hot dogs? Or hot cats, if that's more your style.]
rivalthunderbolts: ([Human] Cocky)

[personal profile] rivalthunderbolts 2016-01-08 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Jolt happened to notice the sentry stand, but who cared?

THERE WAS MEAT INVOLVED.

He slammed his hand on the counter.]

I'll take ten of your finest hot dogs.
rivalthunderbolts: ([Human] You're full of crap is what you)

[personal profile] rivalthunderbolts 2016-01-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Now see here]

Is that made from like real giraffe meat?

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golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

Standing on a milk crate please.

[personal profile] golonghorns 2016-01-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[....is that kid a skeleton.

sure. ok. why not. some kids were dogs. some kids were dragons. some kids were robots. this kid was a skeleton.

Seems Legit.]

Hey.

[Why was this, possibly dead, child holding a lint roller.]
golonghorns: (Yeah ok I'm listening)

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[personal profile] golonghorns 2016-01-08 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure.

[How did this skeleton talk and move. Did it even have vocal chords? Was this magic.]

I guess you're... magic or somethin'?

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punchtheflute: (Human: Smiley smile smile)

Hotdoooooogs.

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, Bone Guy!

[Sonny has never seen a skeleton that moves except for Dry Bones. But this guy was no turtle!]

It's so cool you set up a Hotdog Stand! It looks really great! Twenty hot dogs and do you have any sodas?
punchtheflute: (Human - cheesy grins)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Woah! What a weird policy! But, OK, rules are rules and I can hold a lot of hotdogs at once.

[He just kind of sat down off to the side to make Sans' job easier.]

My name is Sonny Moe! It's nice to meet you! It's hard to get a good hot-dog around here sometimes so you're a very welcome member of the community!

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ladyoftheshootingstars: (Stare...)

[personal profile] ladyoftheshootingstars 2016-01-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Why was there a skeleton child sleeping in the hallway? How peculiar... That didn't mean Rosalina didn't just ignore him. She left, then returned a few minutes later to drape a blanket over his sleeping self.]
ladyoftheshootingstars: (What what?)

[personal profile] ladyoftheshootingstars 2016-01-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh. That was odd... She did of course check the biology room afterwards, and sure enough, Sans was sleeping, hanging where the skeleton was before.]

You're quite the curious creature, aren't you?

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flamedog: (Kawaiiiiii desu~)

I'd say I'm sorry but of course I'm not.

[personal profile] flamedog 2016-01-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
::Oh, hey look at that it's a 6-foot-tall tiger dog and he's sniffing you because you appear to be made out of delicious bones.::

::One wonders if you'll wish him a bone-appetite, or instead try to shint him off into some other course of action.::
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[personal profile] flamedog 2016-01-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
::The fetching pooch nods his head up and down rapidly::

::He reaches out towards the stick, looking at it longingly. He whines. He paws at it in the air. No bones about it -- this dog loves playing fetch.::

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tank_rockarms: (Fatty)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2016-01-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
::A man that, by gazing upon him and his many muscles, you feel should be complaining about the futility of having to constantly dig mazes for puzzles appears at your Hot Dog Stand.::

Uh, you some kinda... skeleton guy with a hot dog stand?

::Yes, Max, you got it. Congratulations.::
tank_rockarms: http://sirataki.blog15.fc2.com/ (Whut)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2016-01-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna guess you probably already had a guy come by, kinda squinty, built like a brick but with gut on him, bluish-black hair, sticks up funny, yeah?

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gribbley: (Everyone is leaving)

[personal profile] gribbley 2016-01-09 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...... Ah.

[Good to see a familiar face. No idea why or how Sans has chosen to sleep where he is, but the age-old elemental has seen more than his fair share of odd things, both terrible and silly.

He walks away and returns with a blanket. Will Sans be in the same place or is he gonna have to search for you?]
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gribbley: (now that i am)

[personal profile] gribbley 2016-01-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...... Eheheh.
Sans is up to his old tricks again.

Grillby chuckles, a warm and wispy laugh that seems to drift through the air like a lazy summer wind. He picks up the whoopee cushion, undaunted, and moves to place the blanket over Sans regardless.]
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