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[There's a large bird perched on top of a random tree.]

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[There's a saur snoozing below the random tree.]

[This saur was familiar. The bird watched the saur snooze for a while before swooping down to sit beside him.]

[Huh. Where did that breeze come from. Bulba cracked open an eye to get a look at a whole bunch of familiar colored plumage. HMMM.]

[The bird just sits quietly. It wasn't going to speak up unless the saur wanted to talk.]

[HMMMMM now there is a saur face stuck amongst some chest feathers. It was nuzzle time.]

Hello.

[Oh hello.

If it were any other Pogle Pidge would have probably kicked you away, but then she wouldn't even be sitting beside if you were so this is a very okay thing.]

Did I wake you from your napping?

It was a nice surprise to wake up to.

[He took a step back to look up at her.]

When did you get here?

Just a little while ago. It took longer than I hoped, the wind was still a little cold for my wings.

[She rustles her feathers a little.]

Pff, it's not that cold anymore.

[It was just a playful jest really.]

I wouldn't want to take the risk of getting my feathers frozen.

[She gives a small smile(?) in return.]

It's good to see you're doing well.

[NOT FOR LONG, THERE ISN'T.

For, you see, there is a Chayzard swooping down at this bird with the obvious intention to sneak up from behind and SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF IT.]

[Pidgeots are birds of prey. No one preys on Pidge especially a Careful Nature one ~~unless it's not in its top condition or sleepy~~.

The Pidgeot senses something creeping up from behind turns to look at the Chayzard with a stare that says "What are you doing."]

[And the Chayzard just griiiins a very familiar, instigating sort of grin, grabs the branch the lovely bird is perched upon, and starts yanking it down.

He knows for a fact that this bird is not stupid enough to sit there while Char turns the branch into a birdie catapult. He just wants to get said bird off the tree and flying for a rousing game of Annoy The Bird.]

[YOOUUUUuuuuu.... Your plan works and Pidge is now off the branch. She quickly regains control and flaps in the air.]

Can't you greet like a normal Pokemon?

[Do you hear the annoyance in her voice? It's there.]

Careful what you wish for. A normal Pokemon would be thinkin' you'd make a tasty lunch.

[Aren't you so glad that Char evolved, Pidge? Now even up in the air, there is no escape. Watch out, he's trying to nip your lovely headplumes.]

[Sometimes she wonders why Green and Char gets so along with each other.]

A pidgey may be a good prey for some, but I am no food. I will never become someone's meal.

[Yep. Already enjoying that she gets this nuisance even in air. Sob there goes her personal space ;_;]

Sure about that? These feathers are just so delicious. I simply cannot stop.

[Oh ew he's gnawin' all over them GET YOUR CHAYZARD SPIT OFF HER NICE PLUMAGE CHAR]

[OH GROSS GET OFF]

Would you stop that!

[Gonna smack you in a second if you don't get off]

[Char you are the worst cut it out already]

What's the matter, Pidge? Dragons eat chickens. Such is the circle of life.

[And she's not sure whether she should even try to rebuttal to that.]

...I am not a chicken.

[Good to know you're mean as ever, Char.]

Good to see you have not changed at all. [Sigh. Y u do dis Char ;_;]

[This Pikachu was just chillin', decided to explore around the forest for shits and giggles in secret.

Then she notices a familiar bird. You.]

[A familiar Pikachu scurrying down below. Pidge already saw the Pikachu before it noticed her. Pidge makes no movement as she stays perched on the tree branch she's been sitting on, looking down at the little thing.]

[Chika stared at the Pidgeot, eyes narrowing and electricity charging up without her realizing it.]

Bitch.

[She has a way of words, yes.]

[Ugh Electric types being so ~~gross~~...so stupid. Pidge gives a glare back.]

Good to know you have colorful language as usual, Rat.

[Ugh just get out of here and leave me alone stupid electric rodent.]

[Nope, just gonna add more fuel to the fire.]

Nice to see your cute choice of nicknames, flying bitch.

[TRYING TO BE CIVIL HERE.]

Hmph, and you keep calling me a "female dog." Are rodents' eye sight and intellect that bad?

[Civil? Between rival pokemons? What the heck is that?]

No, but sounds like you got your beak to tied up to realize an actual insult. Oopsies.

[I dunno man]

Oh, I know your so-called insults. They're always so one-pattern and predictable, that it's not even an insult anymore.

Really, would it do any better for your tiny brain to come up with anything other than "bitch"?

[There's a gigantic snake near the random tree, carefully eying the bird.]

[Pidge sees you, gigantic snake. She just stays perched on the tree as she gazes back, ready to move if the snake decides to attack.]

[Eli didn't attack, but she moved a little closer. To the base of the tree. She'd been spotted, so making this large bird into a meal was seeming unlikely. She could try, though.

But for now, she was still. Completely still, coiled in the tall grass.]

[I hope you have something to cling onto if you decide to launch up at the bird, because this bird is capable of bending trees with a few flaps.

...Which she was totally going to do if she sees suspicious action from the other. The snake was already a little too close for comfort already right now...]

[Oh, look, there was a Pidgeot. Who had a Pidgeot? They kind of made him homesick, since they tended to make him think of his own...

Oh.

He walks under the tree, holding out a hand in greeting.]

Oh, hello beautiful. No letter, no email telling me you were coming? Wasn't expecting a surprise.

[Oh that's what she forgot! She forgot to write a letter to tell Green that she was visiting ablablaba... She just couldn't wait to see you okay. So much for being a Careful nature, woops.

She quickly flies down from the tree and lands right in front of Green. HI GREEN HI GREEN IT'S GREEN EEEEE

~~No she wasn't fangirling why would she do that.~~]

[~~That is ok all green team pokemon are forever doomed to fangirl~~

He pets her after she flies down to his level.]

It's really good to see you, Pidge.

[And she coos in response. She really did miss you a lot.

So much that she starts nuzzling at Green's cheek. SHOWING AFFECTION AWW YEAH.]

[Aaawww yeah. She gets more pets.]

You see the boys, yet?

[She saw Bulba and Char, but not Rhys. She tilts her head, unsure how to answer that for a moment before giving a small shake.]

Well you must be hungry or something after coming all that way!

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