ride_armored: (Hmph)
Vile ([personal profile] ride_armored) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2012-03-15 07:38 pm
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I blame you for this, Snap.

Hmph. So this is where they're shuffling me off to. Weaklings and posers all around me. Not a decent fight to be had. And all these stupid humans.

This really IS hell.
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whirlwind_wolfman: (Default)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2012-03-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
....oh for the love of...

I thought someone might have turned you into a microwave or some quarters or something remotely useful in my absense, Tin-Man. Can't you go be a giant waste of space somewhere not around Me?
ride_armored: (You're worthless.)

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-16 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's YOU again.

I was hoping some woodsman finally found you and carved the little girl out of your stomach. Guess I hoped for too much.
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - Snarrrrrl)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2012-03-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. It's ME again, you ridiculous little tin soldier.

Unfortunately for you, no. I've not run afoul of any woodsmen - or even Wood Man - while here. YOU on the other hand have a date with the Auto Shop Room if you don't clear off.
ride_armored: (You're worthless.)

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
No such luck, hound dog. I'm staying.
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - Angry stare)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2012-03-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, you can stay.

With just a few modifications, mind. We'll melt you down, turn you into some shiny new toilet seats for the football team locker room. That way you don't have to live the life of a failed iPod and I have something nice to sit on while making Number Two.
ride_armored: (In the FACE)

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Come up with something fresh next time you want to threaten me.

Whatever happened to the cat you used to hang out with? She was more fun to rile up.
whirlwind_wolfman: (Default)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2012-03-16 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
....have I used the Loo seat one before? Sorry about that.

She's still at Capcom High, so far as I'm aware.
ride_armored: (Looks like Vile caused a ruckus again...)

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-16 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Learn some creativity, flea sack.

I thought you two were an item. Finally ditched her?
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - stare and maybe smile)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2012-03-17 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Look, Vile, I'm not single and we've been over this before - I'm not into Robots. So you can keep those horrid little fur-on-creaking-aluminum delusions to yourself.
ride_armored: (Hmph)

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
No thanks, I'm not into fursuits. Now get lost.
rivalkidneypunch: (poke - fuck dat shit)

YES

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-03-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not a decent fight to be had? You must be lookin' in the wrong places, buddy.
ride_armored: (Looks like Vile caused a ruckus again...)

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-16 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you think YOU can seriously pose a threat to me? Go back to your cave, Scales.
rivalkidneypunch: (poke - >:|)

8D 8D 8D

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-03-17 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, ain't we a big talker? Pretty bold words for something that looks like it's got a pretty low meltin' point.
ride_armored: (What did you say?)

Re: 8D 8D 8D

[personal profile] ride_armored 2012-03-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Careful what you say, lizard. I'm not above turning you into a pair of tacky boots.
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