probably not where he's supposed to be

[breaks_pots]

[So for whatever reason assume you're wandering around FDC. One of the shopping districts that's stuffed full of old-fashioned stalls and carts with people trying their level best to get you to STOP and BUY right NOW.

Wandering through this wonderland of SHEER AMAZING is a little guy who think's this must be Hyrule Castle Town (because that's where he was supposed to be going even though no one gave him any directions on how to get there)]

Excuse me... um miss? Sir?

[And he's trying to get someone's attention because he really needs to know where to find this Princess the Deku Tree told him to find.]

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[originalthecharacter]

The... Princess.

[Too bad it's not contagious, because Shadow's just kind of perpetually a grumpy-frump. Perpetually.

He might as well answer the kid, though. With a shake of his head, he responds:]

'The Princess' hardly narrows it down. There are a few princesses here.

[breaks_pots]

...how many are there?

[And how would he know which one he had to speak to?]

[originalthecharacter]

... Do you expect me to keep count? I don't care how many there are.

[Shadow just gives this kid this look that's just like.

really.]

[breaks_pots]

[Of course he expected you to keep count. His expression said just as much as he looked up at the strange guy. Unblinking. Just staring.]

[obfuskate]

...

[Staring. And. Just.

Ugh this kid what the hell even. He brings a hand up to his forehead.]

You must be ridiculous. The number doesn't matter when you are looking for one specific Princess. You must know what she looks like, what her name is...

[Seriously it is not that hard kid. 8|]

[breaks_pots]

[He shook his head.]

I was told by the Great Deku Tree to find the Princess. He didn't say anything about there being more than one.

[originalthecharacter]

Your 'Great Deku Tree' likely meant the princess of a single kingdom. Final Destination City is not a kingdom. We only house princesses of other lands.

[HUMPH.] That is common sense -- children's knowledge.

[yeah he basically thinks you're kinda dense kiddo]

[breaks_pots]

[He glares.][So there.]

[obfuskate]

[WELL FINE THEN JUST. SIT THERE AND POUT AT HIM GEEZ.]

Now stop wasting your time. Our time. You should be fulfilling your mission if it's so important.