I guarantee you, no roommate could have been as bad as Apple Kid. And for the record, the name is Orange Kid, miss. Not Glasses Kid! Though the glasses do help contribute to my stunning good looks.
[Orange Kid pulls out a small, white device, and places a hard boiled egg inside, and flips shut a glass cover.]
Behold! A hard-boiled egg! But alas, the boiling was a mistake! You didn't want to cook it that way. Well, with the Super Orange Egg Machine, or Suporeggma for short, you can undo your mistake with the press of a button!
[And, of course, Orange Kid presses a button! The machine suddenly emits an almost blinding light from the window. It fades after a few seconds, and Orange Kid slides open the glass cover again, and pulls out a normal, uncooked egg.]
Ta-da!!! It's back to normal, and yours, for the low, low price of 50,000 dollars! But, since you're so cute, I think I'll offer it at only 45,000.
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[Orange Kid pulls out a small, white device, and places a hard boiled egg inside, and flips shut a glass cover.]
Behold! A hard-boiled egg! But alas, the boiling was a mistake! You didn't want to cook it that way. Well, with the Super Orange Egg Machine, or Suporeggma for short, you can undo your mistake with the press of a button!
[And, of course, Orange Kid presses a button! The machine suddenly emits an almost blinding light from the window. It fades after a few seconds, and Orange Kid slides open the glass cover again, and pulls out a normal, uncooked egg.]
Ta-da!!! It's back to normal, and yours, for the low, low price of 50,000 dollars! But, since you're so cute, I think I'll offer it at only 45,000.