Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder

[orange_kid]

This place...

It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.

Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!

Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?

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[orange_kid]

I guarantee you, no roommate could have been as bad as Apple Kid. And for the record, the name is Orange Kid, miss. Not Glasses Kid! Though the glasses do help contribute to my stunning good looks.

[Orange Kid pulls out a small, white device, and places a hard boiled egg inside, and flips shut a glass cover.]

Behold! A hard-boiled egg! But alas, the boiling was a mistake! You didn't want to cook it that way. Well, with the Super Orange Egg Machine, or Suporeggma for short, you can undo your mistake with the press of a button!

[And, of course, Orange Kid presses a button! The machine suddenly emits an almost blinding light from the window. It fades after a few seconds, and Orange Kid slides open the glass cover again, and pulls out a normal, uncooked egg.]

Ta-da!!! It's back to normal, and yours, for the low, low price of 50,000 dollars! But, since you're so cute, I think I'll offer it at only 45,000.

[genderbentmario]

[OH MY GOSH A BOY THINKS SHE IS CUTE. Yes, this is clearly more important than the technological marvel of unboiled eggs.]

That is SO. COOL. I can't believe that actually works!

...But, hold on. Can it do soft-boiled eggs, too? I mean, 45 thousand is a lot of dough to spend on a unitasker.

[orange_kid]

[Oh yeah. Orange Kid has still got it.]

Hmmm... I suppose it could, yes! It works by reversing the very flow of time itself in a localized area, so it could really undo anything that you've accidentally done to an egg!

By the way, you would not believe how many errors in Einstein's theories I had to work out until I finally was able to get this thing working. It's hard to believe anyone ever considered the guy a genius, really, when there are people like me around.