THINKING WITH PORTAL

[did_well_enough]

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]

Comments

[did_well_enough]

Understood. Are there any means of escape from this location? And if so, how would I proceed?

[operatingbuddy]

Transit between this location and others is typically easily facilitated by any normal or extranormal means of transportation. Under extenuating circumstances, however, transporation may be impossible. Perhaps the headmasters would be better equipped to explain these extenuating circumstances.

[did_well_enough]

Then what are we standing around here? I would like to get back to my own world with my own body back.

Where are these "headmasters" located?

[operatingbuddy]

I will direct you to them. Please follow me.

[And R.O.B. started hovering down the hall.]

[did_well_enough]

Very well.

[And GLaDOS will just follow behind him, somewhat annoyed but happy that there was someone competent in this place.]

[operatingbuddy]

I must warn you that the headmasters are very... eccentric.

[did_well_enough]

interesting.

[She may have given a slight smile at that. LOL BITCH PLZ, Aperture wrote the book on eccentric.]

[crazyhand]

[There is a giant hand. There is a giant 10 feet tall hand that comes into view and it is SPINNING on the floor from one place to another.]

Hello Orange-robot and bombshell beauty!

[He points at GLaDOS]

You're hired!

[...and out he rolls?]

[did_well_enough]

[GLaDOS seems to have this face stuck for several seconds before blinking.]

...did that really just happen?

[operatingbuddy]

I did warn you that the headmasters were... eccentric.

[did_well_enough]

I think that would qualify as an understatement.

[operatingbuddy]

Affirmative.

[did_well_enough]

At any rate, he mentioned being...hired.

[Frown.]

This school just kidnaps people and forces them to be staff members?