THINKING WITH PORTAL

[did_well_enough]

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]

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[after_the_flower]

Someone told me they teach classes to students. All kinds of classes.

[So much help.]

[did_well_enough]

Congratulations, you have just described the basic purpose of an academy.

But you did not answer my question. So I will simplify the question so it is more suitable to a person of your mindset.

[A-hem]

Is there anything special about this academy that separates it from others? Besides kidnapping AIs.

[after_the_flower]

There is more than one Academy? This one is the only one I've been to. Or as much as I can remember...

[Um.]

I heard a lot of people learn to fight.

[did_well_enough]

Learn to...fight?

[How curious. This isn't like any school she has in her memory banks. Not a normal academy, anyway...not that this place is normal, mind you.]

Tell me, does this school have...testing? Not written tests, either. Physical tests.

[after_the_flower]

I see people fight in the stadium a lot.

[Does that answer your question?]

[did_well_enough]

Stadium.

[Yep, definitely not normal.]

It's clear this is no ordinary school. Has anyone else ever been brought here against their will?

[Maybe she can find the tech and use it to get more test subjects~]