THINKING WITH PORTAL

[did_well_enough]

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]

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[did_well_enough]

You'll just have to give me my body if you ever want to find out.

[Gee, doesn't that sound familiar.]

Or I could construct it on my own.

[iamtheeggman]

You're certainly welcome to TRY! But you'll never find a more skilled engineer than myself! Good luck with that.

[did_well_enough]

Skilled means nothing if the body you provide for me isn't my own. I know exactly what it looks like and how it functions. You do not.

[iamtheeggman]

You have no reason to trust me, and I have no reason to trust you. But you need me, and I'm patient. When you get tired of defying me, I'll be waiting.

[did_well_enough]

I...need you?

[PFFFFT-AHAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT IS RICH

Even SHE has to laugh a little at that.]

I need you like I need to be murdered. Again. And how sad it must be, to have an overinflated sense of self-importance.

[iamtheeggman]

Actually, it's QUITE ENJOYABLE! Ta-ta!

[He waves and walks off.]

[did_well_enough]

I suppose it must be. Well on the bright side, I'm sure all that..."shapeliness" needs to be filled by something and your ego is certainly proportional to your stomach.

[And she'll then proceed to turn and walk off on her own.]