did_well_enough: ([Human] What do you think you're doing?)
(Human) GLaDOS ([personal profile] did_well_enough) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2012-05-10 05:20 pm
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THINKING WITH PORTAL

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]
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explosion_day: source: possibly deviantart, link forthcoming (Nobody cares four eyes.)

NO this is backwards you are awesome

[personal profile] explosion_day 2012-05-11 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah cuz Adventure Core is for like. Moms.]

No kiddin'. I tell ya' that robot couldn't be punched in the face harder if I tried.

And I did try. Even with all that space in-between him and my fist.
did_well_enough: (Default)

LIES AND SLANDER you are awesome and accept it

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the fist that you don't have?

[Lineface.]

Though I'm sure if it's punching morons you would wish to use it for I could supply you with one.
explosion_day: source: Portal Screen Shots (You're the boss dimples.)

only you if you accept your awesomness

[personal profile] explosion_day 2012-05-11 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're talkin'. Imagine punchin' a guy with three fists, and all the fists are punchin' so hard they're on fire.

And he explodes.

Yeah. That'd be pretty sweet.
did_well_enough: (Oh. It's you.)

FINE, I'm awesome. Now you.

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We'll have to run some tests. See how well the fist works beforehand.

[Is she really considering this?

...probably not but who cares TESTING C:]

It may take quite some time, but I'm sure you will be pleased with the results.
explosion_day: source: <user name="gocoreteam" site="tumblr.com"> (Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom.)

Awwwweeeessss

[personal profile] explosion_day 2012-05-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Tests. Tests, man he doesn't like the sound of those. but fire punchin stuff... also brownie points with the boss lady.]

Well I am always pleased to please a pretty lady. Think you can do somethin' for automatic beard growth? Not that I'm not already proficient in the art, but I figure I should be able to will it on command. Maybe some latent talent I haven't discovered yet.
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...close enough.

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She would dismiss it as completely stupid...but then she considered all the testing a project like that would take. Congratulations, Rick. You are probably the most useful of the all cores. Keep this up and she might not even consider you "corrupted".

She's still not going out with you, though.]

Hmm...I suppose we can work something out once we get back to the facility.
explosion_day: source: Portal Screen Shots (You're the boss dimples.)

[personal profile] explosion_day 2012-05-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's a date.

[100% delusional and useful.]
did_well_enough: ([Human] Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-12 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
In the loosest term of the word, which would have a different meaning than the definition you are thinking of.

[Why yes she IS a condescending bitch, thanks for noticing.]
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