Shocky planning to app a tauren? OH NO WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS.

[tenderhoof]

[Hopefully nobody valued the school's lawn too much, because there is now a big, stupid-looking beast trampling all over everything. Riding on top of it, one bovine-looking woman, and one senegal parrot perched atop her.

She pulls the reigns, bringing the kodo to a halt just in front of the fountain in the courtyard. A few comforting words to the beast in a foreign tongue and she dismounts, pulling a map out of one of the saddlebags to examine.]

Hmm...

[Discovered: Smash Academy]

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[infiniteeclipse]

[ the fuck was that

the fuck is this

Allie sneaks up on the newcomers, trying to look over the Tauren's shoulder at the map, and failing because she's short. Well, in that case: ]

You get lost or something?

[tenderhoof]

[AGH JEEZ. Rogues. Aquenda folds the map up and turns and

oh

humans

OH NO IT WAS ALLIANCE TERRITORY SHE WAS GOING TO DIE.]

No! Wait. Yes. I may be lost. This is Smash Academy?

[infiniteeclipse]

[ oh. Alecto remembered when she used to be that awkward. Inkling of sympathy get. Might as well leave a good impression. ]

Mmhm. So I guess you're not lost after all.

[tenderhoof]

Aha, good! I didn't know what to look for. [She squints at the building, taking it all in.] It's huge. But impressive.

...I'm Aquenda, by the way. I was told this is a safe place.

[infiniteeclipse]

'm Al. Depends on your definition of safe, really. [ a yawn escapes her. Damn you, nocturnal instincts. ]

[tenderhoof]

Er... Is it at least safe from demons, Scourge, and dragons?

[infiniteeclipse]

Scourge, never heard of. Demons... debatable, I guess. There's a couple of dragons, I think.

[travelingbelle]

[There was a cow. It was on a dinosaur.

Cows and dinosaurs.

Cows and dinosaurs.

Cows and dinosaurs.]

Oh wow!

[tenderhoof]

[WOW IS RIGHT. Actually, she has no idea what has this human girl so impressed, but she is going to strike a dramatic pose anyway.]

...Kidding. Hello!

[travelingbelle]

[She laughed, mostly to cover up her surprise over a talking cow. Talking cow on a dinosaur. Things had taken a sudden turn towards the Fantastical much faster than she had anticipated, and that was exciting.]

... Hello..!

[PLAY IT COOL, BLUE. No wait there was a parrot too what an ensemble cast.]

Do you go to school here?

[tenderhoof]

Not yet. I just now got here! You are a student?

[travelingbelle]

I'm afraid not! I'm just here visiting some friends. That makes us both pretty new!

My name's Blue.

Easy XP

[tattlingshroom]

What.

What is this.

She doesn't even.

Does she drop good loot though

[tenderhoof]

THAT'S WHAT AQUE WANTS TO KNOW.

"A mushroom...?"

No, and she only gives like 2 XP

[tattlingshroom]

"A goomba, actually. So... What are you?"

L212 MP LFG PST OMG WTF BBQ

[miirandmeatballs]

A well dressed man floats idly into the courtyard. A light blue aura seems to flicker around him, extending lightly behind his back in two thin lines, like the beginnings of wings.

Coming to rest two meters from the parrot, he cocks his head and points a newly appearing brown glass bottle towards the kodo.

"That's some beast there."

+4 str +4 stam leather belt? Level 18? UNNNGH OHHH

[tenderhoof]

Floating people? That's not really an unusual thing back home in Azeroth, but the almost-wing thing looks nice. The parrot seems less impressed, and it lets out a cranky squawk before shuffling over to Aquenda's other shoulder.

"Behave, you." She clears her throat a little. "That's Pawne! She is..." Slow-witted but obedient? Maybe something more positive. "...Very dependable. But now I wonder if there are stables here."

wtb totw azzy loot, 20mil

[miirandmeatballs]

"Oh." He looks down at Pawne. "Yeah, I guess that would be helpful for a real pet." He jets directly up, taking a glance at the surrounding area. "I think I saw something that might be stables a bit north. I don't have a map of the area, I take it the be- erm, Pawne can't take you there over the buildings?"

Insert terrible Barrens chat jokes here

[planking]

[That sure is a cow/person chimera riding some kinda Drago.

Leaving great big footprints all over his lawn.

Welp. Flint's just going to be over here staring in disbelief.]