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[boonjour]

[Hey teacher's lounge. There's something weird going on with your TV. Might wanna get that fixed or something.]

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[roses_are_blue]

[WHAT. Garry was watching his soap oper-I mean, MANLY TV SHOW. What happen?]

[boonjour]

[Come on, Garry. You know when there's weird looking stuff you're supposed to touch it or something. Just watch your rose there.]

bzzzzzzzzt.

[roses_are_blue]

...Did the cable go bad?

[He goes to the Tv and...bangs the top of it.]

[boonjour]

[Hello, Garry. While I am no Blue Lady, I am a strange thing coming out of a frame of sorts. How's it hanging?]

bzzzzzzztt bzzrrrrrt!

[roses_are_blue]

[OMG WHAT NO.]

[WHAT IS THAT THING. He's looking at this like HOLY GOD WHAT ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU COME OUT THE TV???]

....Aaah!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[GHOST SENSES TINGLING.]

Careful. I got stuck the last time I possessed a machine.

[boonjour]

[The screen flickers a bit before displaying scrolling text.]

GRAS GRAS GRAS GRAS GRAS GRASZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Grass?

[Wait a minute... no... NO...]

Vous... Wait, no... Ve...vaaaa? V-va te... faire enculer!

[YEAH she can't believe she remembers this shit]

[boonjour]

[Oh! Someone who speaks French too! The screen flashes momentarily bright yellow epileptic seizure before displaying more text.]

ce que ça veut dire????????

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[She mouths the words to herself, followed by a frown. Okay, he's asking a question. What is... sssomething. What is the thing she said, most likely. Man, she should have known better than to memorize insults for shits and giggles as a teenager instead of improving her French!]

If you don't know, perhaps you aren't old enough to know.

OH NO...

[icequeen_aran]

[The primitive technology of this school never fails to... well, fail. Samus gives the TV a few seconds before getting up to tinker with the cable in the back.]

OH YES

[boonjour]

[The screen begins to display some fuzzy words.]

zzzzzzzamuzzzzzzz

WEEPING

[icequeen_aran]

[No amount of tampering seems to do it. She brings her attention back to the screen and--oh.]

...

[She suspects this is a prank. Possibly Lash's fault. Time to pull the plug on this one.]

Very funny.

[She ducks back behind the TV and yanks the power.]

[boonjour]

[and then you killed him TWICE Well what do you know, the TV is STILL acting up. But there is no power connected to it... MYSTERIES.]

bzzzzrrrrrt...

[icequeen_aran]

[noooooo everything I touch dies Whaaaaaaat. What is going on...? She takes a step back from the TV, really trying to make sense of this. Batteries? Batteries have got to be somewhere.]

...

[She'll try the buttons one last time, not wanting to waste her time gutting the machine if she doesn't have to.

But if she must...

All these buttons are getting pressed.]

[trickroom]

[MAN SCREW TEACHER-STUDENT BOUNDARIES, HERE IS A BANETTE THAT IS NOT A TEACHER. In the teacher's lounge. Staring at the TV.

What a great show.]

[boonjour]

[Well hey. This seems like another spooky pokemon. The screen says:]

bonjour

[trickroom]

[Ehhhh? Milimili doesn't know French. This channel sucks! She comically tries to flip the channel; when that doesn't work, she floats over to the television set and BANGS that thing with a big grin on her face.

She probably knows there is a ghost there.]

[boonjour]

[HEY CUT IT OUT JERK. The Rotom phases out of the TV screen and glares at Milimili.]

i hope you get electrocutedddttzzz!

[trickroom]

No waaaay! I'm too good for that! [She pretends to lean against the television set while floating in mid-air, grinning all the while.]

What are you doing here, huh? You must be new.

[will_be_god]

[[Cyrus knew what to do with that. Hey TV you find out the hard way that he carries a small screwdriver with him. He's reaching to unplug you first though because he isn't stupid]]

[boonjour]

[Oh no you don't. The TV seemingly gives you a small static shock, and the screen starts flashing the words:]

ARRÊT ARRÊT vous ne voulez pas d'apprendre ALLEZZZZZ-VVVVOUS ENNNN

[will_be_god]

Aah!

[[he stops, reading the text. It's clearly French, but that's a language he doesn't know. And being met with anything that he doesn't know is one of Cyrus's major irritations.]]

So you are a being. Explain your presence.

[boonjour]

[The TV makes a funny static sound that could be construed as a raspberry.]

[will_be_god]

[[It was coming back to him now. This interference...Cyrus had seen this before. It had overtaken the media room in the Galactic Headquarters for a brief time until it vanished as quickly as it had come, with the only clue being a burnt out cable leading to the lab. Charon had been quick to deny any dealings, but since it had seemed to serve no purpose and had not happened again, the trail was not pursued.]]

...Tell me this. Do you know the name Charon?