a test drive!

[in_the_coffee]

[Some weird-looking man has emerged from a janitor's closet like he has no clue what he's doing. This is the truth. High-traffic area or not, he stands in the middle of the hallway and taps ponderously at his chest.]

I can't say that my coffee warned me about anything like this. It doesn't look like Greenvale at all... Let's hope that George and Emily won't be too upset with us, Zach.

[He stops the obnoxious tapping and puts a cigarette in his mouth. BUT NEVER FEAR: Before he lights up he spots a nearby NO SMOKING sign, sighs, and puts it back in his pocket. There's a very long pause before he speaks again.]

Well, you and I both know what comes first on the agenda. How good do you suppose the coffee here is?

[Who's Zach and why does this freak keep talking to himself? Somebody help]

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OMG...and now i have the song stuck in my head /whistle

[robinsegg]

[Why are you talking to yourself, mister?

It wasn't time to go catching bugs, so instead Sig was staring dead straight at you.]

Life is Beautiful, indeed. :)

[in_the_coffee]

[O...kay... Well, that's probably not the strangest person York has seen. He's definitely used to staring, though, so he doesn't skip a beat and gets straight to the questioning.]

This is extremely important to my investigation: Where can I find coffee?

[robinsegg]

[Sig scratches his head as he stares back with the usual blank face.]

...Coffee.

[in_the_coffee]

Yes. Coffee. Where can I get some?

Sig is not so bright, I'm sorry.

[robinsegg]

Coffee is made in kitchen.

[Yes, Sig. But he probably wasn't asking that specifically...]

i fucking love you

[roses_are_blue]

[...Oh, someone is talking to himself?]

I say, the coffee here is rather nice!

lol, thank you!

[in_the_coffee]

Is it? That's the best news I've heard all day. Right, Zach?

So, where do I go to find it?

[roses_are_blue]

[Oh he is...talking to himself hahaha.]

There's a place I like to go to daily. They have wonderful lattes and everything.

[in_the_coffee]

[Of course not. That would just be silly.]

That's fine. Where is it? It's very important that I get a good cup of coffee.

[roses_are_blue]

A couple blocks down the road...You shouldn't miss it. There's a graphic art of a coffee cup on the window.