I have no idea what I'm doing somebody please kill me

[un_worthy]

[Well, this was quite the pickle. There's no way this was the same place all those brochures talked about, but the names matched up and there was already a shiny new office waiting for him to get settled.

The pictures Edgeworth had seen of this place looked a lot less... Gray. This would not do. Obviously he had found the wrong school because following the map he had (an old copy that came with the brochure) was just leading him around in circles. TCH this was ridiculous and a complete waste of time. But upon trying to stomp his way back to the headmaster's office, it became increasingly clear that he had no clue where he was. ... ... ... It looked like now was as good a time as any to get acquainted with the locals.]

Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Could you tell me how to reach... [He squints at his papers...] Headmaster... Hand? [This was going to be one of those days, wasn't it.]

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[un_worthy]

Ah. He has giant hands...?

[What an unfortunate name.] In that case... Do you know where his office is?

[fatedred]

[A very subtle frown. From the looks of it, the man won't believe her. But again, it is still a strange sight.

Without a word, Ib motioned Edgeworth to follow her.]

[un_worthy]

[... Ib doesn't talk much, does she. He looked around the hallway to see if there was anyone around that could confirm "giant hand," but upon finding nobody else he reluctantly followed the little girl.]

Do you have a name?

[fatedred]

Ib. My parents were talking to him.

[Eventually, they made it to the front of the office. And even from the outside, one could make out at least two men and a women talking to another. The door was open enough to take a small peak to what's going on inside.

And yep, two brunette couple talking to a giant hand.]

1/2

[un_worthy]

Miles Edgeworth. Thank you for your help.

[Edgeworth didn't peek in through the open door, but he did knock before waltzing inside like he owns the place.]

Pardon me. My apologies for the intrusion, but...

2/2

[un_worthy]

Nngk...!

[Edgeworth then leaves and closes the door behind him. He presses his back up to the door like there's some sort of horrible monster lurking behind it.]

... ... ...

... Giant hand, indeed.

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[fatedred]

[No gloat, no 'I told you so's, Ib was simply staring at Edgeworth's alarmed figure.

But she did told him that her parents were talking to him!]

[un_worthy]

[...Ah, she was staring, wasn't she? He straightened up and dusted off his suit jacket as if he was trying to pretend he didn't almost have a heart attack a second ago.]

...Ahem. ... Those were your parents?

[fatedred]

[She nodded.] They're thinking about putting me in this school.

[But then she tilted her head, what about you, mister? She was surprised about the giant hand too, but she thought the other teachers would be just as strange, not just a man in a pinkish suit.]

[un_worthy]

And they see no problems with the existence of a large talking hand.

[WAS HE STUCK IN BIZARRO WORLD...? And why was she staring at him like that?]

What is it?