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youre_smashing2012-08-12 06:46 am
un_worthy) wrote in youre_smashing2012-08-12 06:46 am
I have no idea what I'm doing somebody please kill me
[Well, this was quite the pickle. There's no way this was the same place all those brochures talked about, but the names matched up and there was already a shiny new office waiting for him to get settled.
The pictures Edgeworth had seen of this place looked a lot less... Gray. This would not do. Obviously he had found the wrong school because following the map he had (an old copy that came with the brochure) was just leading him around in circles. TCH this was ridiculous and a complete waste of time. But upon trying to stomp his way back to the headmaster's office, it became increasingly clear that he had no clue where he was. ... ... ... It looked like now was as good a time as any to get acquainted with the locals.]
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Could you tell me how to reach... [He squints at his papers...] Headmaster... Hand? [This was going to be one of those days, wasn't it.]
The pictures Edgeworth had seen of this place looked a lot less... Gray. This would not do. Obviously he had found the wrong school because following the map he had (an old copy that came with the brochure) was just leading him around in circles. TCH this was ridiculous and a complete waste of time. But upon trying to stomp his way back to the headmaster's office, it became increasingly clear that he had no clue where he was. ... ... ... It looked like now was as good a time as any to get acquainted with the locals.]
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Could you tell me how to reach... [He squints at his papers...] Headmaster... Hand? [This was going to be one of those days, wasn't it.]
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[Regardless, Phoenix is probably lucky that he's already seen the Headmaster once or this is where he'd turn around, leave, and charter a flight back to LA. There are so many things wrong with a sentient hand. HOW DOES IT TALK. NNGH...]
I've seen it... Him... ... ...The hand. [He frowns because he still cannot believe this stupid place. Talking hands, Wright teaching children... What next, cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony? Quick, man, change the subject!] Has it always looked this... Squalid?
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Well... the students seem to like me well enough.
[As for the Hand, Phoenix's own reaction to the thing was... Well, he could hardly believe it himself. And he could only imagine Edgeworth's initial reaction to the thing.]
I... try not to interact with the Hands too much. They are a bit... unnerving.
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... 'They...?'
...
Oh. Th-there's more than one. Of course there is.
[THIS IS A SHAM WHY IS THIS HAPPENING]
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There's Master Hand, and then there's his brother, who is a bit...
[He sighs.]
Well, he's the less "sane" of the two.
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[He squints at his papers once again, and once he sees the part hand-written in crayon his face is one that has seen the weariness of the world, and absolutely hates all of it.]
Nngh... I didn't sign up for this. [Edgeworth takes his brochure and crumples it up in his hands.] What kind of farce is this, Wright?
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It's... It's no farce, Edgeworth.
Look, this school is unlike anything I've known, but...
[He takes a deep breath.]
You'll learn about so many new things here. And in many ways, it's worth it.
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If this turns out to be a waste of my time I'm holding you responsible.
I just. I need to know who you are because your Edgeworth is amazing gashdfhsdh
Heh...
Well, I'm sure you won't find a lack of excitement here.
I'LL NEVER TELL...
I didn't really come here for excitement. I've had more than my fair share of that...
TELL MEEEEEEEEEE..............
Well...
There are some interesting cases here that might interest you.
THE SECRET IS MINE FOREVER HA HA HA HA
... Have you been around for any of them?