just splashing in the expanding ace attorney pool for a bit

[wolfofzhengfa]

[We interrupt your regularly scheduled Aperture testing for this important bullhorn announcement:]

Attention students and faculty of Smash Academy! My name is Shi-Long Lang of INTERPOL, I'm here looking for one Goro Majima, who has recently taken up residence here as one of your security guards. He is a suspect in several cases of--

[There is whispering among the owner of the booming voice and various other men.]

... What?! He doesn't work here anymore?! Well, whos filing mishap was that?! What do you mean, the years are all messed up? Tch, you're making me look like a fool up here!

[Sigh.]

No, it's alright, I know you've been distracted ever since your daughter got the chicken pox. Did like she like the safari playset I sent over there? Oh, good.

[The hiss of the bullhorn being yelled into again.]

Please disregard. Go back to your futuristic lockdown drill situation, apologies.

Comments

hhhhhhhhhellllllllllo

[un_worthy]

[ooc: I'm sorry I still have no idea what I'm doing :'(]

It seems uncharacteristic for you or your men to overlook such a significant detail, Agent Lang.

hiiiiiii

[wolfofzhengfa]

[ooc: it's ok neither do i h-haha]

[It takes Lang a moment to fully process Edgeworth's sudden appearance, but he responds calmly nonetheless.]

... Lang Zi says: "Even the most experienced predator is sometimes tricked by the serpentine path of the rabbit."

He also once said something about how prosecutors wearing burgundy shouldn't make a habit of following others around.

[un_worthy]

I can assure you I'm here of my own volition. However, you and your... [Army? Posse? Group of-- wait, do these guys ever go home?] Number Ones are difficult to ignore, especially making an announcement like that.

[wolfofzhengfa]

It was never my intention to come here incognito, pretty boy. We're on the side of the law, after all. Can I ask what brought you to this weird location?

[receiveyou]

Oh, don't worrry. Doncha know, the walls have ears~

[wolfofzhengfa]

! ...

[wolfofzhengfa]

... Hahahah!! So, it seems you've been lurking around here after all. There are no real mistakes, are there? Just different paths.

[receiveyou]

Wha...

The fuck're ya yammering on about? That's what GPS is for, numbnuts.

[wolfofzhengfa]

Why don't we cut to the chase? I've been studying you, Mad Dog, and the move to this city doesn't add up. What are you planning? Expanding your territory?

[cannonspike]

[Cammy is currently busy being saved from forever testing by Wheatley, but the mention of Majima earns an annoyed grumble from her. Honestly. Always getting himself into trouble.]

hhhiiii i am late to this party

[guiltyverdicts]

[It's okay, Lang, you tried. Hey, Franziska, you got any words of encouragement to offer up?]

Well, this has been a complete waste of time.

[This has been Words of Encouragement, with Franziska von Karma. Thanks for tuning in, folks.]

Only if you ignore that I'm the latest

[wolfofzhengfa]

Not the case. If he was here, there is something to be found.

I think you will find it is me who is latest

[guiltyverdicts]

Were you aware that this area was recently affected by severe flooding? Any evidence that was left behind has likely been eliminated by now.

OR ARE YOU

[wolfofzhengfa]

I'm not naive enough to think that this school neglects to keep electronic records in reference to employees. There will be at least that.

I THINK YOU WILL FIND I AM

[guiltyverdicts]

Then let's hope that they keep very detailed records, or else the most you'll be able to do is confirm what you already know: at some point, Goro Majima was employed here.

I THINK WE HAVE MANAGED TO BOTH BE ON TIME AS OF NOW

[wolfofzhengfa]

I'm sure the administration of a school that would knowingly employ a dangerous gangster could use some investigation, as well.