just splashing in the expanding ace attorney pool for a bit

[wolfofzhengfa]

[We interrupt your regularly scheduled Aperture testing for this important bullhorn announcement:]

Attention students and faculty of Smash Academy! My name is Shi-Long Lang of INTERPOL, I'm here looking for one Goro Majima, who has recently taken up residence here as one of your security guards. He is a suspect in several cases of--

[There is whispering among the owner of the booming voice and various other men.]

... What?! He doesn't work here anymore?! Well, whos filing mishap was that?! What do you mean, the years are all messed up? Tch, you're making me look like a fool up here!

[Sigh.]

No, it's alright, I know you've been distracted ever since your daughter got the chicken pox. Did like she like the safari playset I sent over there? Oh, good.

[The hiss of the bullhorn being yelled into again.]

Please disregard. Go back to your futuristic lockdown drill situation, apologies.

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[receiveyou]

Oh, don't worrry. Doncha know, the walls have ears~

[wolfofzhengfa]

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[wolfofzhengfa]

... Hahahah!! So, it seems you've been lurking around here after all. There are no real mistakes, are there? Just different paths.

[receiveyou]

Wha...

The fuck're ya yammering on about? That's what GPS is for, numbnuts.

[wolfofzhengfa]

Why don't we cut to the chase? I've been studying you, Mad Dog, and the move to this city doesn't add up. What are you planning? Expanding your territory?