wow gee how unexpected

[mandana]

[A young man stands in his... wait, that's not right. This guy is definitely pushing 40, and judging by how lost he looks, he has absolutely no ownership over anything here.

One minute you're witnessing the end of the world, the next you're in some wheat field. Is this the afterlife? If so, what's with the duck that hasn't left him alone since he got here?]

Look, I got no bread on me. Shoo!

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[planking]

Oh, you had to go there, didn't you, Lighter. Now you're getting the ultra-condensed version.

"A robot kidnapped me and is making me do all these science tests."