Even if I said I wouldn't app until it's over I CAN STILL DR...

[forgetbeam]

[Who is this douchebag monitoring the halls like it's his job. Does he even know where he is. SMASH AIN'T GOT NO RULES TO ENFORCE.

Well, he's gonna do his best anyway.]

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[forgetbeam]

[What the heck are kids doing here. They better not be the result of any TEEN PRAGNATE shenanigans. ...Nah, this one looks too old for that. Still too young to be a student, though.

BUT ISHIMARU CAN BE GOOD WITH KIDS. HE WAS ONE, ONCE.]

...Little girl! What are you doing wandering the premises without any supervision?

[Yep, A+ babysitter material.]

[fatedred]

[What a loud mister. Ib creepy-piercing stared at Ishimaru wide-eyed, admittedly a bit puzzled.

She doesn't understand what premises and supervision mean, man.]

[forgetbeam]

[That stare is intense... And maybe a little unsettling. Okay, what do children respond well to... Candy? He has none. Clowns? Nnnno thank you.

Maybe if he... lowered his voice a little...]

Ha ha... Well...! I hope I didn't come across too brashly. Aloow me to try again!

[Oh, wait, he got loud again. TRY AGAIN.]

Are you lost?

[fatedred]

[Ping! Oh, now she understands you, mister. But she's going to make a note to ask her parents what premises and supervision mean next time.

But she shook her head.]

I go to school here.

[forgetbeam]

[A CHILD PRODIGY?!]

Never have I seen such a young high school student! You must be extremely dedicated to your education!

[A kid after his own heart, really.]

[fatedred]

[The brunette's eyes lit up and she did an energetic nod! Or, as energetic as Ib can be. She works hard so she doesn't disappointed her parents you see, they were very happy that she somehow manage to skip grades. A lot of grades. That Crazy Hand sure doesn't know the difference between an elementary student and a high school student.]

[forgetbeam]

[The very picture of what today's youth should be like...! AAAH. ADORABLE.]

Never let go of that perseverance!

...And never hesitate to come to me if you should need anything during your stay at this school!