Even if I said I wouldn't app until it's over I CAN STILL DR...

[forgetbeam]

[Who is this douchebag monitoring the halls like it's his job. Does he even know where he is. SMASH AIN'T GOT NO RULES TO ENFORCE.

Well, he's gonna do his best anyway.]

Comments

[robinsegg]

[YEAH WHAT RULES.

Here is Sig running down the hallway to chase after an insect.]

[forgetbeam]

[STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.]

No running in the hallways!!

[robinsegg]

[Sorry dude, Sig continues to run off after a bug.]

1/2

[forgetbeam]

[Was he just... completely ignored? Not even a belligerent remark?]

[forgetbeam]

[THAT'S NEW. But he can deal. Maybe if he power walks (but not running of course) he can catch up and put himself in Sig's way.]

H...Hold it! Where do you think you're going in such a hurry? If you are late for class, a rush is understandable, but leaving on time is a safer and more acceptable plan of action!

[deathboss]

[Wow it's a guy with blue hair and 6'3" and he's kinda like Mondo if he had hair less like a corndog and more blue.]

[forgetbeam]

[YOU'RE NOT MY REAL BRO WAAAAAAAAAAAH]

That hair!

...

Does this school truly allow such outrageous styles?!

[SAID THE GUY FROM A GAME WITH A FEW QUESTIONABLE HAIRDOS.]

[deathboss]

[He just nods, pleased by the comment somehow.]

Of course! Someone like Michel deserves to have a truly outrageous style and showcase his beauty to the rest of the world!

[forgetbeam]

I see...

...

No, that is unacceptable! Such a bright colour really catches the eye, no doubt distracting students from their work!

this is iyo with another dude hi 8);;

[letsgetfunky]

[There's a student(?) wandering around in the hallways during class time. He was wearing a different uniform than those enrolled in Smash Academy, though...]

HELLO AGAIN MADAM.

[forgetbeam]

A visitor? I hope you've checked in at the head office already!

[letsgetfunky]

Checked in at where?

[What's doing anything according to rules for this guy. There's probably a handle of an axe sticking out from his backpack too, along with numerous spray cans.]

[forgetbeam]

What do you mean, 'where?' Every school has a main office! It it vital that you check in with administration to ensure that you have permission to be on school grounds!

[wait what is that in your bag
is that
a weapon, sir]

I am... going to have to ask that you allow me to check the contents of your bag!

[BUT NOT BE ATTACKED WITH THEM, OKAY? OKAY.]

[fatedred]

[Hello Mr. Glaring Hall Monitor, this girl is just staring at you staring at other people.]

[forgetbeam]

[What the heck are kids doing here. They better not be the result of any TEEN PRAGNATE shenanigans. ...Nah, this one looks too old for that. Still too young to be a student, though.

BUT ISHIMARU CAN BE GOOD WITH KIDS. HE WAS ONE, ONCE.]

...Little girl! What are you doing wandering the premises without any supervision?

[Yep, A+ babysitter material.]

[fatedred]

[What a loud mister. Ib creepy-piercing stared at Ishimaru wide-eyed, admittedly a bit puzzled.

She doesn't understand what premises and supervision mean, man.]

[forgetbeam]

[That stare is intense... And maybe a little unsettling. Okay, what do children respond well to... Candy? He has none. Clowns? Nnnno thank you.

Maybe if he... lowered his voice a little...]

Ha ha... Well...! I hope I didn't come across too brashly. Aloow me to try again!

[Oh, wait, he got loud again. TRY AGAIN.]

Are you lost?

[horary]

[Oh damn, gothic lolita chick in 2 o'clock. Though she doesn't seem to be running around or anything, neither is she bothering anyone. It's just.

Her holding divining rods while muttering to herself. Which might be rather unsettling.]

[forgetbeam]

[Oh my god is this gothloli thing an epidemic or something. Is there even anything about divination in the rules?]

...

[Maybe he'll just watch for now. HE'S... CURIOUS... and also at the first sign of any funny business like summoning ghosts or whatever he is on the case. Evil spirits don't sound very safe for the student body.]

[horary]

[Feli stopped her tacks but didn't turn to look at her new observer.]

... what do you seek so that you feel to interrupt me from my personal business?

[forgetbeam]

[WHOOPS.]

I wasn't interrupting! Merely observing!

ahaha train wreck ahead

[shyhacker]

Ishimaru-kun!?

[Whoa hey whoa. Look who said that behind Ishimaru- and not looking crucified or dead at the very least.]

Are you ready for ALL THE TEARS

[forgetbeam]

[WHIRLS AROUND.]

Fu...Fujisaki-kun...?!

[Yep, Ishimaru looks like he's seen a ghost. He's convinced he has. Chihiro YOU WERE SO. DEAD. WHY ARE YOU HERE. Wait, not only dead, you had to be a dream too, right?! None of that was real?! HE'S HALLUCINATING RIGHT?!

BSOD in 3... 2...]

ishimaru stop you'll drown chihiro

[shyhacker]

[Oh no Ishimaru why do you have that look oh no. It must be because of the brunette's fault for making the hall monitor like that.]

I'm sorry....

[He must feel just as confuse as Chihiro is about the sudden new environment aaaa]

Maybe if Chihiro were TALLER... Also 1/2

[forgetbeam]

...

.............


[IT'S OKAY CHIHIRO JUST GIVE HIM A SECOND. So Chihiro's alive. Okay. That's good. That means murders never happened, which means there were never any trials or executions for it, right? RIGHT? Heck, maybe everyone else is still alive, too. Maybe none of that ever happened.

HA... HA...

The hallucination theory might make a little more sense, but he's going to go with Hope.]