Test driving~

[hee_hee_hee]

[Video]

[When the feed turns on, a young, rather frail looking woman appears on the screen. Nothing too noticeable about her...except for the rather large bandage wrapped around her head. Even so...something may feel"off" about her, even from the feed ]

Hello...my name is Viola Cadaverini. I've been hired as one of the lunch staff at this academy recently.

...in the cafeteria, I've provided some refreshments for you to enjoy. Quietly.

[She gives the camera a small smile.]

I look...forward to seeing you there. Hee... Hee... Hee...

[And off goes the feed! Feel free to respond to the message here, or just head down for some snacks provided by your creepy new lunch lady.]

Comments

2SPOOKY

[un_worthy]

...!

[Edgeworth is usually so picky about formalities that it hurts, but the threat of AM I POISONED seemed a little more important. But since he hadn't died yet, maybe he was fine. He does seem pretty OFFENDED flustered over Viola's comment for a second before he tries to act all professional-like, though.]

That wasn't my intention; I apologize.

[He bows stiffly as an attempt to drive that point home.]

My name is Miles Edgeworth.

[hee_hee_hee]

...!

[That name...she thought he looked familiar. What was a guy like him doing in a dump school like this?]

Miles...Edgeworth. As in...the famous prosecutor, correct?

[un_worthy]

[Wishing someone told him it was a dump earlier, that's what

Oh, this didn't bode well.]

I'm a prosecutor, that's correct.

[hee_hee_hee]

Hee... Hee... I thought so.

I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. I don't recall you locking away...any of my family.

[un_worthy]

[I OBJECT TO THIS WITNESS'S CREEPINESS

Talk about a suspicious character.]

And if I had?

1/2

[hee_hee_hee]

...

People don't like it when their family members get thrown in jail.

[If you thought she was scary before, you might want to hide under a table now.]

I've heard...things about you, Mr. Edgeworth. Things involving you "getting your suspect a guilty verdict not matter what".

2/2

[hee_hee_hee]

But I also heard...you turned things around.

As I said before, you didn't lock any of my family members away...so you don't have to worry about the...consequences.

[un_worthy]

[Jesus Christ how horrifying.

He looks at his watch and clears his throat.]

Well, I should be going. I have an appointment to keep. It was, err... A pleasure speaking with you.

[EDGEWORTH, OUT. He practically speed-walks out of the cafeteria.

Upon inspection, he wasn't even wearing a watch.]