Help I've lost control of my life

[babylonmechanic]

Jet, of all the terrible ideas you've ever had...

[A purple bird is standing outside, looking at a ball around her neck. It was projecting a holographic image she was manipulating.

Was she... Was she hacking into the school's records?]

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[babylonmechanic]

Whoa!

[She managed to swerve at the last moment to avoid him, but now she was getting a little concerned.]

What the heck crawled up YOUR butt?

[obfuskate]

Wouldn't you like to find out? I'm doing my job. You're exhibiting suspicious activity.

[ In came another attempt at a homing attack. ]

Don't be a fool!

[babylonmechanic]

Me? A fool? Not on your life!

[She braked quickly to try and evade his next homing attack, changing directions.]

Better luck next time, Shadsy!

[obfuskate]

[ Well, homing attacking right into a wall was probably the most painfully humiliating thing ever.

He even dropped all of his rings,

and that's terrible. ]