fuck u guys tho

[richasshole]

[So there's this dude.]


... Where the hell am I? Is this some kind of dream? I would hope my dreams would be more elegant than this stinkhole.

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[iksb]

Togami Byakuya.

[Mukuro's voice cuts through the air, all seriousness. She knows you but whether you know her is a different story.]

I didn't imagine you the type for talking about dreams.

[richasshole]

[A face he recognized-- Yes, he's been through this. The would- be mastermind, had the wool remained over his eyes. But... he had watched this girl murdered, right in front of his eyes.]

Ikusaba Mukuro. So, this must be a nightmare.

[iksb]

Compared to Hope's Peak?

[a pause]

This place is safer. Or maybe that's your idea of a nightmare - a lack of challenge.

[richasshole]

... Quite perceptive. And yet, the only words you've ever spoken to me were under the pretense of a lie.

So, which is it? A nightmare, or did Genocider finally kill me in my sleep?

dont mind me

[handmademurder]

[♥ ♥ if only ♥ ♥]

this isn't a real tag for the record

[forgetbeam]

[DON'T WORRY TOGAMI

YOUR DREAMBOAT HAS ARRIVED]

[richasshole]

[O-OH... ISHIMARU- KUN]

[will_be_god]

[So there's this dude]

Were that the case, then dreams are entirely worthless.

[richasshole]

Dreams are entirely worthless, regardless.

[will_be_god]

Most are. Though they can be an unhindered look into our minds, free of those things that distract us in waking life. That alone has value.

[richasshole]

If you don't have the willpower to push your way through the day to day distractions, that is.

do you know what you're doing because i don't

[icantweight]

Um... Hmm... Oh!

I know how we can find out if you're dreaming!

NO I HAVE NO IDEA

[richasshole]

[Oh check it, it's that kid who's dead body he tampered with. Be cool.]

Your presence says enough.

[icantweight]

[so how does it feel to be haunted by a ghost]

What do you mean, Togami?

[richasshole]

[pretty awesome]

Nothing. Out of morbid curiosity, what was your suggestion?

oh my god who are you i must kiss your sweet face

[obfuskate]

You will wish it were very soon.

Trust me.

o3o

[richasshole]

I never trust a talking animal.

[obfuskate]

Then you are out of luck. There are plenty of us here.

[ In fact, the lunch bear might remind Togami of a certain mastermind... ]

[richasshole]

Any mechanical parts?

i dont know what im doing either send help

[violentsneeze]

[B-b-b-b-b-byakuya-sama! She noticed the dude. S o r r y.]

If ... if it were a dream, I could keep Byakuya-sama all to myself, couldn't I? W-wouldn't that be so perfect....!!

send the rp ambulance

[richasshole]

Hm. Maybe it's not a dream. If it were, you wouldn't be anywhere to be seen or heard.

[trumped_card]

Unfortunately, Togami, this is no dream.

[Although if it was, it'd be more like a nightmare now.]

Welcome to Smash Academy.

[richasshole]

Well. You look quite healthy for a girl sentenced to death.

[trumped_card]

[Oh great, another person who knew she was a murderer. Welp, time to stick to the plan and act as though she has no idea what he's talking about. Cue a tilt of the head and a raise of her eyebrow.]

I understand your fondness for sick jokes, Togami, but this is low even for you. Me being sentenced to death would imply I've committed a murder, something of which I have no recollection of.

[And as usual, there's absolutely no way to tell she's lying.]

[richasshole]

... Very well. Just another one of my "sick jokes". How long have you been here?