I had a one night stand with Michelle the seductress, blame her for this

[short_fused]

on the scale of shit to clusterfucked, how much did everyone screw up so far this week

[HMM. WHO COULD THAT BE ON THE NETWORK.]

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Michelle is indeed a wily temptress.

[punchtheflute]

I think somewhere in the middle.

it was the worst one night stand by the way

[short_fused]

huh better than expected but still worse than shit.

i guess it's also a bad time to mention it's been five years for me and i have become everything i fear i'd be, like some shithole's only barista.

Really? I am extremely distressed to hear that.

[punchtheflute]

Five years for you? What do you mean?

[No he actually has no idea who this is. Doip.]

it's the worst seducing yet she succeeded anyways i am a failure

[short_fused]

exactly what the tin says, it's been 5 years since i came here. i'm 20 by human standards.

[This place is so great regarding time and space paradoxes that she wants to claw her eyes out.]

Poor babu =(

[punchthedoritos]

OK. That's cool. I'm 20 too! My name is Sonny Moe, and it's nice to meet you!

[Tell him about it. He escorted your grumpy butt back to Mt. Silver, was gone for a week in his timeframe, and when he got back he found out he'd been missing for a year.]

[short_fused]

hi sonny moe, i'm chika, red's former pikachu turned raichu.

[Sorry Sonny, but after running away between that five years and trying to convince (read: force herself) to change, she is kinda bitter in some angles.]

[punchthedoritos]

....REALLY!?

[That is going to take a little time to process.]

[short_fused]

believe what you believe.

[Never mind by around this time it means your sister is currently missing.]

[punchthedoritos]

That sure SOUNDS like you.

How are you five years older? What have you been doing? How did you evolve!? Where are you right now? Are you hungry? Because I have some apples.

[short_fused]

Time warped or whatever, I've been managing with jobs, carried around a thunderstorm the accidentally used it when I had a meltdown, the student lounge and no I ate before I went here.

That everything?

[punchthedoritos]

Yes. That's everything.

[VROOM VROOM BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE ACTION BUS

Suddenly, in the student lounge there was this hairy blue guy and he hugged her without much warning.]

[short_fused]

[Whoa there, taken by surprise, Chika let out a yelp.]

I miss you too, Sonny.

[Awkward. Back patting.]

[punchthedoritos]

[He finally broke the embrace, though, kept his hands on her shoulders as he got a better look at her.]

Yeah! You're my little sister, alright! Not as little as I remember you, though. It's really, really good to see you.

[short_fused]

Yeah, not much of a skinny runt with an attitude problem.

[More like a bitter, emotionally distant nowadays.]

So, 2 years instead of actually 5 right now?

[punchthedoritos]

I never thought you were a runt. But I did worry you weren't eating enough.

[Because a) Big Brother and b) No-one ever eats enough so far as Sonny is concerned.]

Actually, for me, more like two and a half months. I went with you to Mt. Silver, and when I came back a whole year had passed here even though I only had been gone a week. That was in June.

[short_fused]

Which, would apply to anyone who doesn't really require stuffing themselves at least half a fridge a day for a healthy diet anyways. [/Deadpan]

A whole year, though? That's not really that long. [A sigh.] Then again, should have expected the wormhole being unpredictable to bring me back 4 years in the past. Karmic justice, I guess.

[punchthedoritos]

Well, now that you're back you don't have to worry. I'll make sure you have plenty to eat.

[That's just his job.]

It was... long enough for everything to be kind of messed up. When I got back, some things had changed and it's been kind of confusing? But. Um. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm just glad to see you and that you're OK!

[short_fused]

That's one way to put it. [Shrugs.] A period of change had always been confusing, fatso.

[punchthedoritos]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Anyway, what jobs did you do? I didn't even know that you knew how to do... job things?

[short_fused]

Something I picked up over the years. Did table waiting, clothing retail, was a barista for some time, now I just man the cash register at some shithole bookstore.

[Because previous years proven that she got fired everywhere else. Oops.]

[punchthedoritos]

A book store?

[That's no good how can you get discounted food for Sonny in a bookstore? He is disappoint.]

[No just kidding he's fine.]

I'm really proud of you, Chika. It sounds like you've gotten to be really, really responsible! I wanted to get a summer job too but I didn't yet.

[tidalwaves]

Completely ruined. And, I dunno, make it 'this whole month'.

[short_fused]

more like all year long and every year.

[tidalwaves]

Yeah, guess so.

[short_fused]

nice to see we agree.

heard you took the balls to sprout a pair of ears.