I had a one night stand with Michelle the seductress, blame her for this

[short_fused]

on the scale of shit to clusterfucked, how much did everyone screw up so far this week

[HMM. WHO COULD THAT BE ON THE NETWORK.]

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[punchthedoritos]

Well, now that you're back you don't have to worry. I'll make sure you have plenty to eat.

[That's just his job.]

It was... long enough for everything to be kind of messed up. When I got back, some things had changed and it's been kind of confusing? But. Um. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm just glad to see you and that you're OK!

[short_fused]

That's one way to put it. [Shrugs.] A period of change had always been confusing, fatso.

[punchthedoritos]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Anyway, what jobs did you do? I didn't even know that you knew how to do... job things?

[short_fused]

Something I picked up over the years. Did table waiting, clothing retail, was a barista for some time, now I just man the cash register at some shithole bookstore.

[Because previous years proven that she got fired everywhere else. Oops.]

[punchthedoritos]

A book store?

[That's no good how can you get discounted food for Sonny in a bookstore? He is disappoint.]

[No just kidding he's fine.]

I'm really proud of you, Chika. It sounds like you've gotten to be really, really responsible! I wanted to get a summer job too but I didn't yet.