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[There seems to be a... Man? Probably a man, wandering around with a glowing staff. He looks a little lost, but mostly he just looks annoyed, and disgusted as he observes his surroundings.]

What IS this place? Everything is so... ugly, so hideous. So unworthy of a being as beautiful as myself! Somebody tell me how to leave this world at once! I have important business to attend to elsewhere, and I have little time to waste in such a worthless place.

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Beautiful? You MUST be joking.

No, I am not. Obviously, YOU would know nothing of beauty, you disgusting, fat thing. It pains me to even look upon you!

RRR! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN OF MANLINESS!!

How dare I? I am Yuga, the very portrait of perfection and beauty! Were you not beneath my notice, I'd dispose of you in an instant. You should consider yourself lucky that I'm tolerating your revolting presence at all!

HAH! Not only are you wearing FAR TOO MUCH MASCARA, you're PALE AS A SHEET, and your NOSE IS SHARP ENOUGH TO STAB SOMEONE!

Quick to stoop to petty insults, aren't you? I can't say I'm really surprised. Rabble such as yourself is incapable of appreciating the meaning of true beauty, after all. Not to mention that you hardly have the right to comment on anyone else's nose considering your own. Especially with that ridiculous mustache beneath it.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MAGNIFICENT MUSTACHE?!?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!

Hahaha! My, but you're an easily upset insect, aren't you? Do try not to lose your temper TOO much, though. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, and fighting you would be a waste of my time.

I AM SORELY TEMPTED!!

Well, unless you're going to follow up on your pathetic threats, then stand out of my way. I'd like to go somewhere that's NOT filled with such disgusting creatures.

I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW SERIOUS I AM!!!

[Here's a floating blob of shadow smiling at your way, drool coming out of the corner of its mouth.]

Why do you want to leave this place~? It's actually pretty fun~!

[Well. The shadow thing is actually somewhat appealing to look at, though the way this thing seems to present itself is still rather off-putting.]

I am not looking for 'fun'. I seek perfection, and there's surely nothing of the sort to be found here!

Perfection? [Ecolo tilts his head in response.]

In what~? It sounds so broad! Are you trying to become perfect in singing? Maybe dancing! Or is it your make up~?

Appearance! Grace! Power! There are many things that I consider beautiful, and none of them can be found here. Simply put, this place is an affront to my eyes.

[He folds his arms across his chest, a little confused.]

Appearance matters? That's kind of strange. But I want to know what you think are beautiful though~! If you can't see any here, why not just make something that you think is pretty~?

Hmph. I hardly need prove myself to you, but if you insist. Feast your eyes on one of Yuga's masterpieces!

[Yuga turns to a wall, and waves his staff towards it, an image appearing on the wall a moment later. It seems to be some kind of rather intimidating guard, clad in green armor.]

Oh oh! That looks fun! Green soldiers with swords~!

[Ecolo lets a giggle out before touching the wall. He tilts his head in confusion before slipping past the wall and back out again.]

But it's just in the wall~? It doesn't do anything~?

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...It's a painting, fool. Most of them don't do things. Though, if you're too much of a plebeian to appreciate art on its own, then it's lucky for you that my magic is capable of so much more!

[Another wave of his wand, and the soldier suddenly emerges right from the wall, appearing fully formed and 3 dimensional.]

This is but a fraction of my power, but I'm sure it'd be enough to impress a sad little creature like you, hm?

Oohh~! It's like in different dimensions! Is there a different world in the wall~? Is that how it is~?

[That thought would make more sense for Ecolo at least, since he traveled between dimensions before.]

Are you able to make any kind of drawing pop out~? Can I scribble something on the wall so you can make it come out too~?

[Because he totally wants to draw his friend, Ringo and make her come out.]

You really do just keep prattling on with your nonsense, hm?

[He pretty much ignores Ecolo's questions, because, well. They're kind of stupid. He'd just said he was using magic!]

Hah! As if I would waste my time bringing YOUR art to life. I refuse to be involved in creating something so hideous!

Hideous? Ringo-chan's not hideous~! She's really nice and cute~! I guess you don't have any friends if you call other people ugly~!

Having friends would imply that I have equals, and there are none that even come close to my perfection! There are few that are worthy of being in my presence, let alone being 'friends'.

So does that mean you never get to have fun~? That's kind of depressing, Mister Make-up!

Yuga. And who are you to say that I don't have fun? I think we just have very different definitions of what fun is, creature.

Oh, that's right~! Everyone does have different "fun," don't they? Sometimes it's hard finding out what people like.

What kind of fun do you like, then~? If it's the same as mine, we can have fun together~!

Oh, plenty of things. Creating and appreciating art, practicing my magic. Toying with pathetic worms who stand in my way, though that's somewhat beneath me.

Creating and appreciating art, huh~? If you say this place doesn't look like, why not turn this entire place into your art~? I think that might be fun and colorful~!

Hm... Maybe. But like I said, I have important things to be doing. After I'm done with that, then who knows! Maybe I just might come back.

So important that you can't have fun right now? That sounds troublesome.

But okay! When you do come back, let me know when you decide to do something fun~! I want to have some fun too!

[CREEPER SENSES TINGLING.]

Aren't YOU a bit judgmental?

Of course. As the only person with a truly refined sense of art and beauty, it falls upon me to judge everything else!

Seriously? You're really going with that excuse? That you're the only one with taste?

It's no excuse. It is a fact! None can compare to my refined and sophisticated tastes.

Right, sure. Just so I know, when are you leaving forever again?

As soon as I find a way to leave. I have no desire to linger in such a hideous world.

Good luck getting out of here sooner.

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