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[flawlessyuga]

[There seems to be a... Man? Probably a man, wandering around with a glowing staff. He looks a little lost, but mostly he just looks annoyed, and disgusted as he observes his surroundings.]

What IS this place? Everything is so... ugly, so hideous. So unworthy of a being as beautiful as myself! Somebody tell me how to leave this world at once! I have important business to attend to elsewhere, and I have little time to waste in such a worthless place.

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[flawlessyuga]

No, I am not. Obviously, YOU would know nothing of beauty, you disgusting, fat thing. It pains me to even look upon you!

[iamtheeggman]

RRR! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN OF MANLINESS!!

[flawlessyuga]

How dare I? I am Yuga, the very portrait of perfection and beauty! Were you not beneath my notice, I'd dispose of you in an instant. You should consider yourself lucky that I'm tolerating your revolting presence at all!

[iamtheeggman]

HAH! Not only are you wearing FAR TOO MUCH MASCARA, you're PALE AS A SHEET, and your NOSE IS SHARP ENOUGH TO STAB SOMEONE!

[flawlessyuga]

Quick to stoop to petty insults, aren't you? I can't say I'm really surprised. Rabble such as yourself is incapable of appreciating the meaning of true beauty, after all. Not to mention that you hardly have the right to comment on anyone else's nose considering your own. Especially with that ridiculous mustache beneath it.

[iamtheeggman]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MAGNIFICENT MUSTACHE?!?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!

[flawlessyuga]

Hahaha! My, but you're an easily upset insect, aren't you? Do try not to lose your temper TOO much, though. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, and fighting you would be a waste of my time.

[iamtheeggman]

I AM SORELY TEMPTED!!

[flawlessyuga]

Well, unless you're going to follow up on your pathetic threats, then stand out of my way. I'd like to go somewhere that's NOT filled with such disgusting creatures.

[iamtheeggman]

I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW SERIOUS I AM!!!