black_shadow: ([Costumed] - MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Black Shadow ([personal profile] black_shadow) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2014-10-19 09:45 pm
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I bid you lick me.

Students and teachers. I have an announcement.

Let's see here...ahem.

"Turn out Captain Falcon or I will burn this pathetic school to the ground and hang the heads of your students on my wall!"

Well, I think that's it! I'll be here...waiting.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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inspirethefire: (Gold star genius)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
When exactly did he become someone worth mass murder over?
black_shadow: (Default)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You clearly haven't met him.
inspirethefire: Either looking smart or just can't see (Logical impulse)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I avoid him when plausible. The will to kill to be near him strikes me as the wrong choice in a lot of ways.
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Idiot. If I just wanted to be near Falcon, I'd go in and do myself.

What I want is his beloved school to turn on him before I crush his puny skull with my own hands! HAHAHAHAHA!
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inspirethefire: No really read it for yourself (It says here you suck)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Beloved... hmm. In that case, I can only imagine how he intends to treat someone on his bad side.
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - Ah...brilliant...)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Just like Falcon...making enemies even when what he needs most is to make friends!

I assume you've no love for him. Join me and we'll both be rid of a thorn in our side!
inspirethefire: You could at least try (Come now this is absurd)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
A lack of love for a person does not equate with homicidal urges.

I think you could benefit from some deep breaths.
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Deep breaths!" What a comedian you are! It would be almost charming if it wasn't so foolhardy!

My grudge against that fool bounty hunter goes far deeper than you could ever imagine. I will hound him to the ends of the earth, take everything he loves, and defeat him so soundly that he rolls over and lets me kill him! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
inspirethefire: (Wouldn't you love that)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That is some grudge. I can only imagine the sort of things he could have done in the past to irk you so... his fame and riches have allowed him a lot, who knows what he could have gotten up to.

I'm sure It must really, truly justify murdering schoolchildren.
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - Ah...brilliant...)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Justification has nothing to do with it. It's about hurting Falcon, nothing more. I'd tear apart the universe if it accomplished that goal.

In fact, I plan to do that anyway!
inspirethefire: (Vines are not the best use of time)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You have got to be the single most bored being in the universe.
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - Hmmmph.)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just focused. Very focused. How else do you become the most powerful man in all seven galaxies?
inspirethefire: (Query as to the path's goal)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
By hunting down former race car drivers?
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - Serious)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Former race car drivers who have tried to topple my entire empire and who need to be rubbed out before they can try it again.
inspirethefire: (Plausibility denies it)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Did he try to topple it by driving at you really fast?

[Hajime you have NO ROOM TO BE SKEPTICAL ABOUT THIS]
black_shadow: ([Costumed] - Hmmmph.)

[personal profile] black_shadow 2014-10-20 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well...yes. Exactly.

[That, in fact, is exactly how he did.]
inspirethefire: (Nerrrrrrrrrd)

[personal profile] inspirethefire 2014-10-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried not stacking your empires on top of each other?
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