I bid you lick me.

[black_shadow]

Students and teachers. I have an announcement.

Let's see here...ahem.

"Turn out Captain Falcon or I will burn this pathetic school to the ground and hang the heads of your students on my wall!"

Well, I think that's it! I'll be here...waiting.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[voltecpower]

[Wow, Coach Falcon sure did have a lot of friends.]

No.

[inspirethefire]

When exactly did he become someone worth mass murder over?

[black_shadow]

You've got some nerve to deny me. I'm almost impressed.

Do you know who I am?

[black_shadow]

You clearly haven't met him.

[deathboss]

First clones and then this guy...is the Captain actually living in a sentai show?

[Speaking to himself more than this weirdo.]

[inspirethefire]

I avoid him when plausible. The will to kill to be near him strikes me as the wrong choice in a lot of ways.

[black_shadow]

I don't know or care what that is, but if it means that Captain Falcon is a maggot who everyone wants to squash, than yes.

[deathboss]

He does have a Falcon-themed outfit...

I should have noticed this before!

[black_shadow]

Idiot. If I just wanted to be near Falcon, I'd go in and do myself.

What I want is his beloved school to turn on him before I crush his puny skull with my own hands! HAHAHAHAHA!

[voltecpower]

[Well, he doesn't look like he was part of Galaxy Gang, so...]

Not really. Did we meet somewhere before?

[black_shadow]

Noticed that he's a maggot in an awful eyesore of an outfit? Yes, you should have.

I can't help but notice none of this is about bringing him out so I may stomp his ribs into his lungs.

[inspirethefire]

Beloved... hmm. In that case, I can only imagine how he intends to treat someone on his bad side.

[deathboss]

Tch.

You're like a overly dramatic villain. Do you really like hearing yourself talk that much?

[black_shadow]

Hahahaha...

HAHAHAHA!

It's so rare that I have to make an introduction, I'll indulge you before I destroy you. I am Black Shadow! Intergalactic crime lord, F-Zero racer, and King of All Evil!

[black_shadow]

Just like Falcon...making enemies even when what he needs most is to make friends!

I assume you've no love for him. Join me and we'll both be rid of a thorn in our side!

[black_shadow]

Oh, of course. When I talk, people listen and obey or they die. Who wouldn't use that power as often as they could?

[raced_god]

did u bring me a souvenir from racing hell

Save your breath. You want me? Here I am.

[voltecpower]

[Yeah, OK.]

I'm Pulse. ...man.

You remind me of...

[His dad.]

...somebody I fought before.

[inspirethefire]

A lack of love for a person does not equate with homicidal urges.

I think you could benefit from some deep breaths.

[black_shadow]

yes it's a black eye and look it matches your jacket

Falcon, Falcon, Falcon...running away to be a school teacher? You must have really wanted me to kill all these kids!

Well, I'm happy to oblige, but I might spare a few if you just kneel before me and let me break your neck.

[black_shadow]

"Deep breaths!" What a comedian you are! It would be almost charming if it wasn't so foolhardy!

My grudge against that fool bounty hunter goes far deeper than you could ever imagine. I will hound him to the ends of the earth, take everything he loves, and defeat him so soundly that he rolls over and lets me kill him! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[black_shadow]

I'm nothing like anything you've fought before, I promise you.

Now, again I ask...where's Falcon?

[inspirethefire]

That is some grudge. I can only imagine the sort of things he could have done in the past to irk you so... his fame and riches have allowed him a lot, who knows what he could have gotten up to.

I'm sure It must really, truly justify murdering schoolchildren.

[voltecpower]

I doubt it.

[Well, this guy is still alive, so there's that.]

I dunno. Now go away.

[black_shadow]

Justification has nothing to do with it. It's about hurting Falcon, nothing more. I'd tear apart the universe if it accomplished that goal.

In fact, I plan to do that anyway!