youre_smashing | I bid you lick me.

I bid you lick me.

Students and teachers. I have an announcement.

Let's see here...ahem.

"Turn out Captain Falcon or I will burn this pathetic school to the ground and hang the heads of your students on my wall!"

Well, I think that's it! I'll be here...waiting.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Wow, Coach Falcon sure did have a lot of friends.]

No.

You've got some nerve to deny me. I'm almost impressed.

Do you know who I am?

[Well, he doesn't look like he was part of Galaxy Gang, so...]

Not really. Did we meet somewhere before?

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

voltecpower - 2014-10-20 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

voltecpower - 2014-10-20 04:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

voltecpower - 2014-10-20 05:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

voltecpower - 2014-10-20 05:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-22 03:13 (UTC) - Expand

where are we btw

voltecpower - 2014-10-23 01:18 (UTC) - Expand

When exactly did he become someone worth mass murder over?

You clearly haven't met him.

I avoid him when plausible. The will to kill to be near him strikes me as the wrong choice in a lot of ways.

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 04:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 04:54 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:58 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 05:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 05:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 05:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

inspirethefire - 2014-10-20 05:23 (UTC) - Expand

First clones and then this guy...is the Captain actually living in a sentai show?

[Speaking to himself more than this weirdo.]

I don't know or care what that is, but if it means that Captain Falcon is a maggot who everyone wants to squash, than yes.

He does have a Falcon-themed outfit...

I should have noticed this before!

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

deathboss - 2014-10-20 04:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 04:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

deathboss - 2014-10-20 05:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-22 02:48 (UTC) - Expand

~~did u bring me a souvenir from racing hell~~

Save your breath. You want me? Here I am.

~~yes it's a black eye and look it matches your jacket~~

Falcon, Falcon, Falcon...running away to be a school teacher? You must have really wanted me to kill all these kids!

Well, I'm happy to oblige, but I might spare a few if you just kneel before me and let me break your neck.

[There is a moment where Falcon feels like he could say a lot of things. But he doesn't.]

That hasn't worked so well for you before. We don't have to do this here.

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

raced_god - 2014-10-20 05:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-20 05:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

raced_god - 2014-10-20 06:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-22 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

You wouldn't happen to be related to this one jackass that came in looking for Falcon recently, would you? He made a lot of noise and few empty threats before getting the hell beaten out of him in the library.

I ask because the resemblance is uncanny, so far.

With the way Falcon makes enemies, that could be literally anyone. I need more to go on.

About time you got here! ~~now I will have clean laundry again~~

I hope you didn't think you could have all the fun forever? ~~OK I KNOW you can do your own laundry. What happened to all those quarters I specifically sent for the laundromat?~~

Nothing's more fun than making Captain Asshat miserable. ~~I HAD TO MAKE A FEW TEST LOADS... NEXT TO THE ARCADE MACHINE...?~~

Get this, we won't be the only ones either. He got under some fat turtle guy's skin too. Or shell. Or whatever.

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-22 02:33 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

bloodvile - 2014-10-22 14:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

black_shadow - 2014-10-22 15:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

bloodvile - 2014-10-22 17:26 (UTC) - Expand

[Not another one.]

Geez, Coach sure does know a lotta loudmouths who spew bullcrap for the world to see. I'm willin' to bet he gave you some kinda beatin' for good reason and you're sore about it.

No thanks, sport.

He needs to pay for everything he's done, and now I've come to collect. Falcon has made a lot of enemies over the years. I'm just the one he fears the most!

And that's fine. I have no problem ending those who get in my way.

Whaddya talkin' about? Coach is a great guy! I don't get why you and that fist throwin' bully that shares his mug like to call 'im out for whatever reason.

Y'know he's got people backin' 'im up? You're kinda in a bad place to be pickin' dumb fights. Just sayin'.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA.

Are you a super villain?

CAN I BE YOUR SIDEKICK?

Ha ha ha...I like that kind of boldness! I already have a "sidekick," but if you prove yourself worthy, I would be glad to take you under my wing.

...Okay, um. But have you considered like. NOT. Doing that??? I'm not going extinct over some guy I barely even know!

If you don't want to die then hand over Falcon. I think I'm being quite fair about this, all things considered.

(no subject)

bunnyfears - 2014-10-22 03:36 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, by all means, TAKE HIM! We certainly don't want him!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only