I bid you lick me.

[black_shadow]

Students and teachers. I have an announcement.

Let's see here...ahem.

"Turn out Captain Falcon or I will burn this pathetic school to the ground and hang the heads of your students on my wall!"

Well, I think that's it! I'll be here...waiting.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[black_shadow]

I don't know or care what that is, but if it means that Captain Falcon is a maggot who everyone wants to squash, than yes.

[deathboss]

He does have a Falcon-themed outfit...

I should have noticed this before!

[black_shadow]

Noticed that he's a maggot in an awful eyesore of an outfit? Yes, you should have.

I can't help but notice none of this is about bringing him out so I may stomp his ribs into his lungs.

[deathboss]

Tch.

You're like a overly dramatic villain. Do you really like hearing yourself talk that much?

[black_shadow]

Oh, of course. When I talk, people listen and obey or they die. Who wouldn't use that power as often as they could?

[deathboss]

Too bad for you I've fought far scarier things than a guy with a your voice and lack of fashion!

[black_shadow]

...

I'll have you know I've killed for less than that.