And Thus, a Dog

[showcase_showdog]

Standing outside the door to the cafeteria is a 5-foot-3-inch-tall puppy man wearing a red blazer, yellow necktie, and blue pants.

He'll assure you that he's an adult and not a puppy, but there's no making a shih-tzu with a puppy cut look terribly old.

He appears to be guarding the entrance to the cafeteria. If you want to get in for your afternoon snack or your noon-time meal, you're going to have to get past him.

He's quite diligent. There is no sneaking past him. He always gets his man, or woman, or pelican, or squirrel. Or tapir.

The point is, you're going to have to talk to this adorable dog man if you want to eat.

Comments

[showcase_showdog]

"That's because I am a dog," said Digby. "I'm... I'm very confused about how you turn into that giant orange dog and then into a muscular man. Can you explain it all to me? I want to understand it and understand what a pokemon is."

[flamejock]

"Do you like my muscles?" Jock asked, holding his bicep up and flexing in front of Digby's face. "You can touch. Do you want to touch? You can touch my muscles."

[showcase_showdog]

"Oh," said Digby, as he reached up and touched Jock's muscles with his paw. "You are very much a Jock," he said simply. "Your muscles are very nice. But," he said, dropping his arm and no longer touching Jock's muscles, "If you could explain to me just how you turned into a dog and then into a human again?"