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youre_smashing2015-02-06 08:52 pm
travelingsandstorm) wrote in youre_smashing2015-02-06 08:52 pm
Testing Blue's Acacia~
[Well, someone got out of her Pokeball when her trainer wasn't looking. This someone also apparently got her hands on an earring that could humanize her. So, now she was happily roaming around the school, taking the sights in. Her brown spiky hair cascaded down her back and resembled the quills of her Pokemon form - a Sandslash.
Humming, she wondered. Whatever shall I do?
Surprise Blue, tease her about boys... check up on Jock, make sure the fire pup was being a good boy... get the latestgossip news and information... Heck, while she was out, maybe she'll even enroll in the school. It was about time she joined in on the fun, yeah?]
Humming, she wondered. Whatever shall I do?
Surprise Blue, tease her about boys... check up on Jock, make sure the fire pup was being a good boy... get the latest
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[Was her dear trainer worried yet? Acacia had been enjoying the novelties of the human figure so much that she lost track of the time. Whoops. Hopefully giving a big ol' bear hug from behind would make up for that?]
Lookie! I got myself a human form, too!
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Blue let out a yelp because 1. bear hug and 2. an unfamiliar (??? but not??) voice and 3. ????
Torn between looking at them and punching them, Blue managed to go with the less painful option and twisted around a bit to look at who had grabbed her.
Processing.]
... Acacia!
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[Ding, ding, ding! Good job, Blue. Acacia is proud of you.]
Did you miss me? Sorry I didn't check in earlier.
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Where have you been, young lady! I was worried about you!
You better let me get a good look at how pretty you are!
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Sorry. [That didn't sound entirely sincere, but it was.] I ran into Jolt and Sonny on my way to see you - they're really adorable as humans, by the way - and got a little sidetracked.
[She gave Blue one last loving squeeze before letting go to show off her human form in all its beautiful glory. Even gave a little twirl for her trainer. Oh how she loved the way her hair lifted in the air.]
Don't I look amazing? Human bodies are really great!
ALTERNATE TIMELINE ALPHA
And so, storming around the campus he saw, from a distance, his trainer. His beloved trainer. The most important person in the world. And then he saw. He saw her SLAP A STRANGE WOMAN and then he saw the strange woman GRAB ONTO BLUE HOLY BALLS IT'S ON.
Jock took off at FULL SPEED to run up, grab Blue from behind, and wretch her out of this terrible, awful, terrible person's hideous grasp.::
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY TRAINER MOM ARE YOU OKAY I'M HERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY I'VE GOT THIS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SHE SLAPPED YOU HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GRAB HER.
ONE BEFORE BED
[Said Blue the manhandled trainer as she was hoisted in the air.]
Jockno.
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[If there was anything she disliked, it was Blue being taken away from her right under her nose.
...and the yelling.]
You put Mom down right now, you goofball. Can't you recognize your own sister? Or do I need to cut off your sideburns? [God, those sideburns. Just. WHY?]
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Mom, it's okay, I've got you, you're safe now. And you! How dare you! She's my mom, not yours! Just because I call her mom doesn't mean you can call her mom! My sideburns are sacred! How am I supposed to know who you are? Who are you? What sister? My sisters are all in their pokeballs!
I... I took a liberty with one fact about grooming. XD Hope that is okay.
Jock. Why are you using Mom as a barbell? Stop it. This is not the time. How rude.]I swear, little bro.
[Seeing as his hands were preoccupied, she went straight up and flicked his nose and BOY WAS THAT SATISFYING. She couldn't do that as a Sandslash. If she did, she'd have cut him a new orifice to breathe in oxygen with.]
While I am very glad you are taking good care of Momma, how dare you say those things to me. After all those times I trimmed your fur for you with my claws... [She moved on to pinching his nose AND HE BETTER NOT DROP MOM OR HE'D BE SO DEAD.] This is the treatment I get? Don't make me transform and cause an earthquake. You know I'm not pleasant when I'm angry. Now you better figure out who I am or I am so going to ground you. Just look at my perfect hair. I think I've given you enough clues as to who I am already.
And those sideburns are not sacred, so shut up.no subject
[said Blue from on high.]
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Sienna?
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You... Since when has Sienna ever groomed you? [How ungrateful. Can't even remember who did what for him.] Wrong. Guess again. And it better be right this time before I stick my quills into you or bury you up to your neck in dirt.
[Come on, Jock. She knows you've got a brain. So use it.]
Clearly school hasn't done you a lick of good. [she muttered.] Maybe I should start watching over your studies. Teach you myself. Hope you haven't been giving Momma grief like this while I've been in my ball.
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::Huff.::
Acacia.
::Huff::
I don't need you looking after me. Mom watches over me. She's my special treasure. I don't give anybody grief.
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[She lightened up a bit. Even smiled a little and ruffled his hair. He could live with the mess she made out of it. He was a boy.]
Good. Now put Momma down or I'll yank your hair out.
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::stage whisper::
It's okay, mom, I got you.
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[It was a friendly chide. Blue feebly kicked her feet in the air.]
Thank you, Jock, though picking me up was a little overkill. Get me on the ground, please.
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I wasn't really going to yank his hair out. Jock. Now will you please put Momma down?
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You're supposed to be nice to me.
::Very gently, he removes Blue from above his head, and sets her feet upon the ground, and releases her.::
You okay, mom? You need me to hold your hand?
::He's holding your hand. So he let go of you for all of about a second there.::
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[Since he already was.]
And you're both supposed to be nice to each other.
That being said. [Blue made a theatrical cough behind her free hand before she started bouncing on her heels in excitement.]
How exciting!
[SHE GRABBED ACACIA'S HAND TOO.]
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Oh my god! MOMMA'S HAND! SO SOFT. Acacia squealed in delight. Now she could truly hold her momma's hand without her gnarly nails getting in the way and enjoy the sensation known as "HAND HOLDING." She even forgave Jock for all his silly nonsense and unwelcomed intrusion. In fact, she smiled happily at him and gave him an expectant look while extending her other arm out to the side.]
Well? Where's my hug, Jock? Come and give your big sister one!
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You're softer than you used to be.
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Ahhh, look at you!
[Blue looked her up and down, carefully noting every little detail.]
You've always been lovely, but you're doing the human thing really well, Acacia. Look how nice your hair is...
[The trainer reached out to tease some of it with her fingers as she noted something else.]
... You're bigger than I am.
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[She gingerly touched a lustrous strand of her glamorous trainer's hair and nearly melted at its softness.]
But with me being bigger makes you especially cuter! Adorable! Prettier! Beautiful! Mesmerizing! [and the list goes on and on for minutes.] Spell binding! Enchanting! Momma's always loveliest. The best in the world. No one can compare.
[Acacia's "Dote on Blue" switch has been activated and its level is set to MAX. With the ability to speak the same language, there was no stopping her endless affection.]