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[No matter who you are or where you are, if you're walking around...just about anywhere on campus, you're likely to find a skeleton. However, what he'll be doing when you find him depends solely on the time of day.

Maybe you'll find him sleeping somewhere. Anywhere. Even places that don't make logical sense. As long as his body can fit, bam. Done deal.

Perhaps he's standing on a milk crate, holding onto a lint roller and cracking some absolutely terrible jokes to anyone who walks by.

Or he could have a booth set up. Looks kinda like the kind you'd see a sentry having. However, instead of guarding something...he's selling hot dogs? Or hot cats, if that's more your style.]

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[Huh. That was odd... She did of course check the biology room afterwards, and sure enough, Sans was sleeping, hanging where the skeleton was before.]

You're quite the curious creature, aren't you?

[Of course he's still wearing everything he'd been wearing the first time she encountered him. Though you have to wonder where he got the other clothes from...]

* eh, not really. i'm just a guy who likes to hang around.

[...uh.

Guess he's awake.]

[Rosalina let out a small laugh at that. What was it with moms and laughing at Sans' bad jokes?]

I can see there. Surely that can't be comfortable...

[That's like the first laugh he's gotten all day. He's so happy.]

* it's not, but i seem hooked on it anyway.

[Though he does get down...somehow. One minute he's hanging there, the next, after Rosalina blinks, he'll be safely on the ground. Meanwhile, the biology room's skeleton is back where it belongs. Weird.]

* anyway, i think i might've lost my manners. i'll have to try to find them, but in the meantime i should introduce myself. name's sans. sans the skeleton.

[And another small laugh! Sans was on fire.]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Sans. I am Rosalina. You seem to have some sort of teleportation magic, don't you?

[Better throw some water on him.]

* more like i know a lot of shortcuts.

* you're familiar with magic?

I do indeed. Your shortcuts seem to cut through space-time It's quite interesting.

* you're pretty interesting yourself.

* typically humans aren't really aware of magic. they haven't been for a while. unless you aren't human?

[Because for all intents and purposes, she looks pretty human. Except her eyes aren't closed. Weird...]

I assure you, I am human. Although more now, perhaps, than I once was.

And what of you? You resemble a Dry Bones, although I've never seen a human-shaped Dry Bones before. If you don't mind my asking.

* what, me? i was just born this way.

* or hatched this way.

* or delivered by a stork this way. not too sure myself, honestly.

[She laughed softly.] I see.

I've never met someone like you before. I'd love to learn more about you.

* well you can ask me whatever you want, but i can't promise i'll know the answer.

* or if i'll answer at all.

* s'nothing personal.

[Did you even know who you were talking to Sans. Miss enigmatic.]

No offense taken. I understand. Although perhaps you might start by telling me where you're from?

[Everyone has skeletons in their closet.

Except Papyrus. Unless he's in his own closet.]

* the underground. snowdin, specifically.

Are there many others like you?

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