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youre_smashing2012-04-13 11:04 pm
orange_kid) wrote in youre_smashing2012-04-13 11:04 pm
Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder
This place...
It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.
Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!
Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?
It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.
Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!
Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?
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Hmmm... I suppose it could, yes! It works by reversing the very flow of time itself in a localized area, so it could really undo anything that you've accidentally done to an egg!
By the way, you would not believe how many errors in Einstein's theories I had to work out until I finally was able to get this thing working. It's hard to believe anyone ever considered the guy a genius, really, when there are people like me around.