orange_kid: (Default)
orange_kid ([personal profile] orange_kid) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2012-04-13 11:04 pm

Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder

This place...

It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.

Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!

Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?
genderbentmario: (Hey didja hear?)

[personal profile] genderbentmario 2012-04-14 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I definitely feel you on the awful roommates, glasses kid.

[Wendy. IZZY.]

So, true genius, huh? Alright, show me!
explosion_day: source: possibly deviantart, link forthcoming (Nobody cares four eyes.)

[personal profile] explosion_day 2012-04-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a... metal ball with a big green optic staring.]

Wow. That is completely useless. I can not think of how something could be even more useless than this.

[Staring. Scrutinizing.]

You're not related to that Fact guy, are you? 'Cause you sure sound like him.

[You sound like a NEEEEEERRRRRRD.]
mosthandsome: (the fact sphere is a good sphere)

did someone say that fact guy

[personal profile] mosthandsome 2012-04-14 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
The Fact Sphere is also true genius. The Fact Sphere is a very intelligent sphere, and believes it appropriate to propose an allegiance.
enhancedvision: (☆ you're just prattling)

[personal profile] enhancedvision 2012-04-14 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's rather pointless, do you not think?

[She adjusts her glasses. Totally trying not to judge you.]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ ... you can't be serious.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the most ridiculous invention I have ever heard of.

[Unlike Sonja, he is totally judging you.]
monotreme_101: (Thoughtful.)

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2012-04-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
An Egg Unboiler? That's... actually pretty cool. Can it unboil only partially? Say you want a softboiled egg but left your egg on the stove too long, can you just make the yolk runny and the rest cooked?