Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder

[orange_kid]

This place...

It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.

Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!

Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?

Comments

[explosion_day]

HEY. Don't underestimate me. I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything.

Yeah, no, you're totally a nerd. And a horrible person.

[orange_kid]

Even assuming you do know martial arts, something I highly doubt, I'm afraid you simply don't have any limbs to carry them out with! I'm sorry, but your ridiculous delusions are simply impossible.

A horrible person? Honestly now, that's just rude! Why would you even say that? How can you possibly think someone as spectacular as myself could in any way be horrible?

[explosion_day]

Your mama's a ridiculous delusion. How'dya like them apples, huh? Tastes like justice and Krav Maga to the face, doesn't it?

Because you're a nerd.

[orange_kid]

Hm. You're completely insane, aren't you?

My apologies for the insults. It isn't right to criticize the mentally unwell! You can't help being a deranged madman, after all. Or, well, a deranged mad sphere, I suppose.