Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder

[orange_kid]

This place...

It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.

Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!

Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?

Comments

[obfuskate]

That is the most ridiculous invention I have ever heard of.

[Unlike Sonja, he is totally judging you.]

[orange_kid]

Then obviously you have no true intelligence whatsoever if you look at this device and declare it 'ridiculous.'

[originalthecharacter]

On the contrary, your own intelligence is lacking.

[He nudges his foot against the piece of machinery. Hmph. Pointless.]

The uselessness of this tool is appalling.

[orange_kid]

You don't seem to know who you're talking to, so allow me to fill you in! The name's Orange Kid. Perhaps you've heard of me? The famed inventor of Twoson, who routinely sweeps women off their feet? The greatest genius who has ever lived? The scientist who most certainly does NOT make useless machines?

[Orange Kid pulls the machine away protectively. How dare this person touch such a delicate piece of machinery so carelessly!]

[obfuskate]

Hmph.

[yeah how dare he

look at him

he is so remorseful right now]

You seem to not know who you are talking to, yourself.

I am the ultimate form of superior mentality, the Ultimate Lifeform itself. I have far more reason than you could ever dream of possessing, human.

[orange_kid]

The 'ultimate lifeform'... I see. This place is just as full of madmen as I remember it.

Well, you are of course welcome to continue believing your insane delusions of grandeur! I will simply continue with my work, creating inventions that will benefit all mankind.

[originalthecharacter]

You are mistaken... and yet I have no worth in proving the truth of my existence to someone so feeble-minded.

[TURNING AWAY LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. Man kid you suck he's seen Eggman do better and he's kind of a maniac. A maniac with decent inventions, though.

Decent.]