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[At some point during the night, a new patch of golden flowers sprouted up in the mansion's front yard. Pretty at a distance, but if you looked close... Something else had appeared without warning, too. After a few moments of light (or not-so-light) snoring, a kid woke up in the middle of the flower patch, very clearly alarmed at this new predicament.

A mansion? What? That wasn't... Right... ...Hold on, why were THOSE FLOWERS THERE
They stood and tried to carefully tiptoe out, but that's easier said than done for a kid that just woke up. After tromping out and yawning, the worry set in. What if...

Slowly, they knelt down next to the flowers and began talking to them.]

Hello...? Um, are you there?

[If you caught Frisk after they woke up, they were probably inside, looking skittish around the dust or sticking money inside spider webs. Or... Raiding the fridge!? Okay, first of all, there isn't even power to run a fridge, and there's nothing in there besides an ancient plastic container, which they seemed to be eyeing with an alarming amount of interest.]

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It's not, really. But we're trying to make do. Hence the lack of edible grub.

...Huh. They make a lot of business?

Didn't even get your name yet. I'm Jolt.

[They start counting on their fingers.]

Well that guy bought a doughnut and I think I got some cider, and a doughnut, and carry the one, so 12+9999... Probably like ten thousand G. All the proceeds go to real spiders!

Oh, sorry -- my name's Frisk.

What do spiders need with that kind of cash?

Frisk? Do you happen to know a guy named Papyrus? Big tall skeleman who makes terrible spaghetti?

They wanted to move!

[Wait, WHAT!?]

Is he here? Was he driving a cool car? His spaghetti's pretty good for a skeleton, he's a great Spaghettio... Spaghettiman... Spaghet... ...Chef guy.

...Is he okay, though, I wanna say hi.

It WAS a pretty sweet car, actually. He was looking for his brother Sans I think? We never did find him though... He said he had to pick you up from school or something?

Dunno where he is right now, but we can go look for him?

School...?

[UH-OH. The horror begins to creep upon Frisk.]

Oh, crud, am I skipping school right now!?

Prrrrrrrrobably? But it's not like you can help it anyway. You're kinda stuck here, so... Think of it as summer camp that just won't end.

I'm gonna get grounded so bad.

Uh, I was gonna say maybe I could call Papyrus, but my phone doesn't work. If Sans is here he probably just found a shortcut back home. Or he's selling hot dogs.

I would give him so much money for a hot dog right now. ...Two hot dogs.

I wouldn't worry too much about that. You might get caught in some weird time thing and end up back home before you even left.

If there were a guy here selling hot dogs, I'd buy all of them. All the hot dogs. And eat them in a single sitting. I wouldn't even question it.

Weird... Uh, does that happen a lot here?

Maybe Sans's taking a break...

Well it hasn't happened to me yet, but I know a few people it HAS happened to. So that's something, right?

Yeah.

Hey, do you know where there is food? I don't think the jell-o guy is going to say much.

Well, we've been trying to pull together some rations... C'mon. Lemme show you. Maybe we'll run into Papyrus on the way.

Cool. Uh... Thanks. I know it's prob'ly weird to find a stranger in your kitchen.

Kid, I've seen things you wouldn't believe. A stranger in the kitchen is tame by comparison.

We literally had the moon fall on us a little while ago.

The moon? Like... The one in the sky?

Yeah, that one. Why, is there more than one moon where you come from?

Nuh-uh. It just sounds really scary...

It kinda was. You're not that far off.

Is everyone okay?

Almost everyone... There's a few we can't account for. A few of the students and faculty, and the people who were hiding out in the bunkers...

Howdy!

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work MESSED ME UP BAD

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