Howdy!

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[At some point during the night, a new patch of golden flowers sprouted up in the mansion's front yard. Pretty at a distance, but if you looked close... Something else had appeared without warning, too. After a few moments of light (or not-so-light) snoring, a kid woke up in the middle of the flower patch, very clearly alarmed at this new predicament.

A mansion? What? That wasn't... Right... ...Hold on, why were THOSE FLOWERS THERE
They stood and tried to carefully tiptoe out, but that's easier said than done for a kid that just woke up. After tromping out and yawning, the worry set in. What if...

Slowly, they knelt down next to the flowers and began talking to them.]

Hello...? Um, are you there?

[If you caught Frisk after they woke up, they were probably inside, looking skittish around the dust or sticking money inside spider webs. Or... Raiding the fridge!? Okay, first of all, there isn't even power to run a fridge, and there's nothing in there besides an ancient plastic container, which they seemed to be eyeing with an alarming amount of interest.]

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[blazebottom]

[A light source approached down a hallway, even though it was daylight someone seemed to have been carrying a candle? Except that soon enough someone did show up, a freckled red haird lady with a tail... on fire? She did however notice the kid and smiled brightly as she greeted them.]

Howdy! You alright there?

[patdown]

[Frisk turned away from their Very Important Task of trying to slide a coin into a spider web to the candlelight behind them. No, wait! ...Taillight? Yeah, go with that.]

Hi. I think so. Maybe I'm kinda lost, though...?

[They looked at the tail and jumped to several pretty big conclusions.]

Do you know which way Home is?

[blazebottom]

Aww, well... [Riwane rubbed the back of her head and smiled apologetically.] Well you see hon, rite now a lot of us are pretty lost... How did you end up here? Were you from Final Destination City too?

[Because if not, this would be the second person who wasn't caught in the moon blast that has ended up here and not from here... Just how many poor people did it affect? At that though, she smiled again and moved closer.]

Dunno where your home is, but I can help ya look fur it if ya'd like?

[patdown]

... Oh. Uh... I dunno.

[They shrugged. That's a great question, though: how did they get here?]

I just kinda woke up outside. Is, uh, Final Destination City near a big mountain?

[punchtheflute]

[WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!

Well, not really that wild. But he is a creature that likes taking naps. He's taking one right now, in fact! Right next to that patch of flowers! Did you notice him? It's OK if you didn't - he looks kind of like a big, blue-green hill, just laying there on his tummy like that. But you can probably hear him snoring.

Want to take a closer look?]

[patdown]

[YES!? OF COURSE? It would've been tough to hear if those flowers were going to answer with all that snoring going on, anyway. Maybe they would answer later...

In the meantime, they slowly approach to get a closer look at this slumbering monster. Hopefully this guy isn't a light sleeper! Because, uh, Frisk is kind of making a mess of the whole 'stealth' thing.]

Wow...

I am so sorry this is a billion years late.

[punchtheflute]

[No, it's fine - he was due to wake up anyway.

The Snorlax rolled over (Away from the flowers thank goodness.) and opened his eyes. (You can't really TELL. But. He did.)]

Laaaaaaaaaaaxx...

[A yawn and a paw raised in greeting. Hello, small child. This creature sure has big teeth, but it's smiling, at least?]

Work's kicking my butt this weekend, we good!

[patdown]

[As a kindred 'always looks asleep' spirit, Frisk understood. They raised a hand and waved.]

Hi!

[littledreemurr]

[A meek meek voice called from the flowers, though it wasn't hard to see who it was coming from. As if you thought you'd be rid of that pesky flower....

Wait no that's an actual goat answering. He's laying facedown, almost as if he was transported at the same time. Weird, considering the fact that the last thing said goat remembered was coming to the flowers to collect them for a Super Special Mission.

His vision was a bit blurred by the light and just waking up himself, mistaking them for someone more familiar to Asriel. ]

I guess I took a little nap... I-I was getting them, I swear.

[[wheezes because I was about to go make my own entry but I had to respond to this first,,,, i hope this is ok haha

Also uh... I'm like 70% sure I'm going to be playing him from pre-game hahaha. So that's also something to note oops.]]

i START HOLLERING

[patdown]

[That voice...! It wasn't the one Frisk was expecting, that's to say the least. Their alarm took a different turn, from I hope that 'best friend' of mine is playing nice to is this all a bad dream, too? as they started shuffling forward on their knees.

Without saying a word, they give the goat a pat on the shoulder -- like they were trying to check and see if he was real or not. ...Their face scrunches up a little in confusion. How? Why...?]

Can you pinch me to see if I'm dreaming? 'Cause, uh, I don't-

[Wait, uh, what was he talking about?]

Getting what?

[[so, so okay! I'M READY TO BE DESTROYED because I'm aiming to play Frisk from the good ending.]]

BAAAAAAAAA

[littledreemurr]

[As they grew closer, Asriel flinched a hair from the pat on the shoulder. It seemed almost a natural reaction, but he didn't seem to skip a beat from it. He too was a bit confused, maybe his ears were clogged up? This person didn't sound like their sibling...]

Chara, what are you talking about?

[He rubbed his eyes, blinking a few times. Wait. That wasn't Chara at all. Asriel sat up straight, looking at Frisk with still a confused expression on his own face. ]

Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were someone else! Um, I was getting buttercups -- my sibling convinced me, it's for something really important. Do you know if there's any nearby?

[Ok good! I'M READY TO DESTROY Best ending to play them from tbh.

WEEPS His Theme came on as I started replying, I have like 500 songs on my playlist and that came on. WHYyyy. ]]

[patdown]

[Chara... Was that the name they kept hearing? In the flowers, in those tapes... At least it wasn't 'fart' this time. Was it right to mess around with the past like this? Or was he coming back to the future? Or... Ugh, what was even going on!?]

Buttercups...?

[They looked down at the flowers with a steadily-growing sense of dread. Were they the ones?]

Are they, uh... These? What do you need 'em for?

[rivalthunderbolts]

No... No, little dude...

[A hand on Frisk's shoulder tried to guide them away from the fridge and the mystery container.]

Whatever's in that thing is probably older than both of us.

[patdown]

Maybe it's like... cheese. That stuff gets super old and moldy and gross and then everyone eats it.

[Knowing that the mystery container is perhaps a zillion years old fills Frisk with... determination!?]

[rivalthunderbolts]

You know a lot of people who love eating moldy cheese?

...I mean, I guess we could open it and find out for sure.

[patdown]

No! Uh, kinda! I saw it on TV one time, I think they called it blue cheese or something. Some guy made it salad dressing.

I wanna open it. Maybe near the trash, though.

[flamedog]

A six-foot tall, orange-and-black-striped tiger-dog beast with creamy white mane and tale smells a new smell. A flower smell.

The beast races across the school to discover the source of this new sensation. His nose is very sensitive. He will find it and with it, a new life experience.

But what else will he find when he reaches these flowers, dear reader? What, indeed?

[patdown]

He will find a child staring at him, wide-eyed and full of wonder. ...Actually, uh, were their eyes even open? They looked kind of sleepy but there was no mistaking the raw, unbridled excitement of finding A GIANT DOG HOLY GUACAMOLE

They gasp and smile, then hold out a hand -- no pets yet, though. Don't pet dogs if they want no petting, especially if they're six feet tall. That's a game over, right there.

"Hi," They say and carefully shuffle forward.

[flamedog]

It's a tiny child, wearing stripes. Stripes are always a good choice. However, these are purple and blue stripes -- Wooper Colors. Woopers are the worst.

Still, tinychild is edging forward and has said hello. This means only one thing.

A tongue the size of your entire face is now licking all of your hair as you are suddenly enveloped in a wall of beautiful white fuzz. Hush, my beautiful darling, let Jock take care of you.

[cool_skeleton_95]

[OH THANK GOD.]

HUMAN! FRISK!!!! [Wait.]

EYAAA! YOU'RE NOT AT THE HUMAN/MONSTER SCHOOL! TORIEL'S GOING TO BURN ME ALIVEEEEE!!!

[patdown]

Papyrus!?

[FINALLY! THE LOVE OF FRISK'S LIFE Someone who can tell them what the heck's going on! ...Wait.]

Papyrus! I don't know where I am and Toriel won't pick up the phone and I think I'm gonna be grounded until I'm a zillion years old!

I'M SORRY WORK KICKED MY ASS BUT ALSO UNDERPANTS IS FANTASTIC

[cool_skeleton_95]

NOT IF SHE DOESN'T KILL ME FIRST BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK YOU UP FROM SCHOOL BUT GOT LOST AND STUCK HERE AND SANS IS GONE AND NOW YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!! [LET US PANIC TOGETHER.]

[garmentgoddess]

[Rene was up late cleaning. She'd been spending so much of her time with a dust cloth in her hand and a kerchief on her head that she hadn't gotten to talk to many people. But a kid putting a money bill in a cobweb was going to merit a few words]

Hey, kid? If you're trying to pay the spiders for their hard work, I think you'd have to find out their forwarding address. Also I don't think they take human money.

[patdown]

Oh! Does that mean they're all outta the ruins now? I was kind of hoping they'd throw a doughnut down for me.

[garmentgoddess]

Uh...

[Ok this kid was being a kid]

Well, I saw some spiders earlier, but those webs are old. Uh...if you want doughnuts, I don't think the kitchen can make them yet, but I'm sure it can soon!