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[At some point during the night, a new patch of golden flowers sprouted up in the mansion's front yard. Pretty at a distance, but if you looked close... Something else had appeared without warning, too. After a few moments of light (or not-so-light) snoring, a kid woke up in the middle of the flower patch, very clearly alarmed at this new predicament.

A mansion? What? That wasn't... Right... ...Hold on, why were THOSE FLOWERS THERE
They stood and tried to carefully tiptoe out, but that's easier said than done for a kid that just woke up. After tromping out and yawning, the worry set in. What if...

Slowly, they knelt down next to the flowers and began talking to them.]

Hello...? Um, are you there?

[If you caught Frisk after they woke up, they were probably inside, looking skittish around the dust or sticking money inside spider webs. Or... Raiding the fridge!? Okay, first of all, there isn't even power to run a fridge, and there's nothing in there besides an ancient plastic container, which they seemed to be eyeing with an alarming amount of interest.]

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Papyrus!?

[FINALLY! ~~THE LOVE OF FRISK'S LIFE~~ Someone who can tell them what the heck's going on! ...Wait.]

Papyrus! I don't know where I am and Toriel won't pick up the phone and I think I'm gonna be grounded until I'm a zillion years old!

NOT IF SHE DOESN'T KILL ME FIRST BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK YOU UP FROM SCHOOL BUT GOT LOST AND STUCK HERE AND SANS IS GONE AND NOW YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!! [LET US PANIC TOGETHER.]

I don't think she would kill you. She might ground you too though. I dunno how I got here? Sans is gone?

[COMMENCE: ????????????]

OH NOOOOO!!!!!!

!!!! BUT! WAIT! SURELY SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT WE DID NOT INTENTIONALLY COME TO THIS PLACE! SOME STRONG MAGIC IS CLEARLY AFOOT!

Yeah... ... Yeah! It's gotta be magic. Or a... really long shortcut, or something.

Have you been stuck here for a really long time?

NO MORE THAN A FEW DAYS! WHICH COULD BE A LONGER TIME? BUT NOBODY HAS COME LOOKING FOR ME AND NOW YOU'RE HERE TOO!

SURELY THERE MUST BE A WAY OUT OF HERE!

Howdy!

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I'M SORRY WORK KICKED MY ASS BUT ALSO UNDERPANTS IS FANTASTIC

MINE TOO, UNDERPANTS IS THE BEST CARTOON

SERIOUSLY, THAT ENTIRE CHANNEL IS SOLID GOLD.

I thought I would hate Mokey but I love him...

ITS CHRISTMAAAAH! The latest video just kills me. the demon slapping jesus in to crucifixion!