Orange Kid 2: The Revenge: Invent Harder

[orange_kid]

This place...

It's been a long time since I've graced this place with my genius! There is of course, a very good reason for that. Namely, last time I was here, this place was full of horrible, filthy liars who insisted I was not the handsome, charming, brilliant genius that I am! Also, my roommate was awful.

Anyway, I'm back, however briefly, to show off my greatest invention yet! The device to turn a hard boiled egg back into a normal egg!!!

Does anyone dare to step forth and see what true genius is like?

Comments

[explosion_day]

[There's a... metal ball with a big green optic staring.]

Wow. That is completely useless. I can not think of how something could be even more useless than this.

[Staring. Scrutinizing.]

You're not related to that Fact guy, are you? 'Cause you sure sound like him.

[You sound like a NEEEEEERRRRRRD.]

[orange_kid]

...Right. Well. Forgive me if I'm not going to take the assessment of a talking soccer ball seriously!

Honestly now, are you one of Apple Kid's inventions or something? Who else would make such an obvious piece of junk. And while I don't know any 'Fact Guy', I can say with absolute certainty that everything I say is, in fact, a fact! That's a fact.

[explosion_day]

Look nerd, I'm no soccer ball. I'm an Adventure Sphere, designed for action and danger. Which you are neither of.

No--you know what? You're even worse. It's like someone put that AI into some squishy non-lady human body and you happened to be the end result.

[orange_kid]

Action and danger? What are you going to do, roll threateningly at them?

Furthermore, I am NOT a nerd. There are many words you could use to describe me. Inventor. Scientist. Genius. 'Nerd' is just a word made up by the unintelligent, to insult and deride those with exceptional minds like mine, so that they can feel better.

Now, I can't say I know who you're talking about, but if they remind you of me, I'm sure they're actually an excellent person!

[explosion_day]

HEY. Don't underestimate me. I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything.

Yeah, no, you're totally a nerd. And a horrible person.

[orange_kid]

Even assuming you do know martial arts, something I highly doubt, I'm afraid you simply don't have any limbs to carry them out with! I'm sorry, but your ridiculous delusions are simply impossible.

A horrible person? Honestly now, that's just rude! Why would you even say that? How can you possibly think someone as spectacular as myself could in any way be horrible?

[explosion_day]

Your mama's a ridiculous delusion. How'dya like them apples, huh? Tastes like justice and Krav Maga to the face, doesn't it?

Because you're a nerd.

[orange_kid]

Hm. You're completely insane, aren't you?

My apologies for the insults. It isn't right to criticize the mentally unwell! You can't help being a deranged madman, after all. Or, well, a deranged mad sphere, I suppose.