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love dem balls

Wow who's this punk?

Whoever he is, he seems to have decided that the front lawn is as good place as any for soccer practice. He's dribbling a ball on his feet and knees, and is paying more attention to that than the people around him.

So when he kicks it, it comes your way.

"Whoa, heads up!"

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SUDDENLY

[CONGRATULATIONS, SMASH, YOU HAVE ACQUIRED ONE [1] GYM COACH. Just roll with it. Whether you are a student or a curious passerby, there is quite a gorgeous looking fellow out by the track, surveying his new domain. Or what will be his. Eventually. The paperwork was kind of... eaten by shadow bugs. Not that he knows that..]

Surely a fighting school must only admit those with a strong fighting spirit... [Which makes this mission kind of exciting.] All right, Smash Academy, show me what you're made of!

[Is he talking to himself? Is he calling out passers-by? Has he somehow gathered a class before things are official anyway? WHO KNOWS.]

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And nobody was surprised.

[So there's this girl. Lounging around in the fountain. Clothes on and everything, not caring about how chilly it is to be doing dumb stuff like this at this time of year.

She is definitely not the same girl who was hanging around during AU week or 4th Wall events, guys. You can tell because she has some freckles this time.

Totally different.]

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Nostalgia weekend why the heck not.

[OH BY THE WAY

Some little nerd is on the school grounds.

This better not be another case of time-space paradoxes. Jeez, older Jeff, stop dicking around with time streams!]

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wow gee how unexpected

[A young man stands in his... wait, that's not right. This guy is definitely pushing 40, and judging by how lost he looks, he has absolutely no ownership over anything here.

One minute you're witnessing the end of the world, the next you're in some wheat field. Is this the afterlife? If so, what's with the duck that hasn't left him alone since he got here?]

Look, I got no bread on me. Shoo!

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Henry's bad with directions...

[Hey Smash, have a rather tall, younger gentlemen standing around outside the campus. He looks around the school, confused. Finally, he pulls out his phone, one of those new and expensive touch screen ones, looking at the GPS feature.]

I don't understand it, I took that left at the last exit. So where the bloody hell am I? This isn't my latest job...

[His accent is clearly Irish, though it does sound a bit thick. He stops talking to himself soon enough though, instead opting to continue fiddling around with the device some more, before angrily shoving it back in his coat pocket and glaring at his surroundings.]

I knew I should have taken the right instead of the left...wretched piece of technology, would of been better of buyin' a bloody map fer fuck's sake...

[He grumbles this to himself, before turning to the first person he sees.]

Oi, you there. You have any idea where I am? And more importantly, how to get out of here?

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my scenario-writing skills rival shocky's

[ So this chick is sitting on her lonesome, on a bench by the lake. She's staring off into the distant, like she's trapped in her own thoughts.

What do you do? ]

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A very in-depth scenario

[There's a young girl in the art room. WHAT NOW.]

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Shocky planning to app a tauren? OH NO WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS.

[Hopefully nobody valued the school's lawn too much, because there is now a big, stupid-looking beast trampling all over everything. Riding on top of it, one bovine-looking woman, and one senegal parrot perched atop her.

She pulls the reigns, bringing the kodo to a halt just in front of the fountain in the courtyard. A few comforting words to the beast in a foreign tongue and she dismounts, pulling a map out of one of the saddlebags to examine.]

Hmm...

[Discovered: Smash Academy]

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THINKING WITH PORTAL

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]

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where the valves at

[Oh god there is this giant robot thing poking around the main quad.

How did it get here.

What is it doing.

Is that--

No, no, that's not what the fountain is for, robot!]

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Voooiiceee testu

[A girl is walking around outside.

She looks very young and very confused. Occasionally staring at the flowers or wildlife. Like butterflies. She looked harmless though.]

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Not all bunny girls are made the same

Hello Smash Academy, there seems to be a Bunny girl in your vicinity, and even though she looks calm and collected, it is clear that she is lost. Anyone care to help out Shara? She does seem like the serious type, at first glance anyways.

"Where in Ivalice am I? Am I even IN Ivalice anymore...? Is this another one of Mewt's tricks..."

Be careful though, the weapons she's carrying don't seem like toys!

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[Maybe you've seen it: something yellow in the corner of your eye, vanishing when you turn your head to get a better look. Maybe you've felt it: an unfamiliar presence probing at the recesses of your mind, if you're attuned to pick up on such things. Maybe you have no idea that for the past 12 hours, something has been hiding out and investigating the school.

Now the Abra is awake and out in the open, teleporting here and there, seeking something intangible.]

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Testing this place out